Percy:
I'm hungry bro
Jason:
Me too bro
Percy:
I think I might die bro
Jason:
At least we'll die together bro
Percy:
I love you bro
Jason:
I love you too bro
Piper:
Does this count as proof that Percy and Jason are dating behind our backs
Annabeth:
Totally
Percy:
We're just bro!
Annabeth:
You just said that you love him!
Percy:
It was an emotional moment!
Annabeth:
You were complaining about being hungry
Percy:
People die of hunger
Annabeth:
You ate 5 minutes ago
Percy:
Help me out bro!
Jason:
Yeah bro what do you need bro
Percy:
Annabeth and Piper still thinks we're dating bro!
Jason:
Pipes you're the only girl for me
Piper:
Percy's not a girl so even with you cheating that's still true
Jason:
Fine you're the only human for me
Piper:
None of us are humans
Jason:
We're half human!
Piper:
That still doesn't make us human
Jason:
Fine you're the only half-blood for me
Piper:
So you're not dating Percy just the brick and stable
Percy:
Exactly!
Jason:
BRO!
Jason:
I feel betrayed
Percy:
Sorry bro but I don't like to lie
Percy:
It's okay that you like inanimate objects we accept you
Annabeth:
Just like how we accept that you and Percy are dating
Percy:
Wait really you okay with it!?
Annabeth:
Yeah
Percy:
I awesome it was getting hard to hide
Piper:
Wait for real?
Percy:
Yeah of course
Jason:
What?
Percy:
I was just telling Annabeth and Piper how we're dating
Jason:
Oh yeah
Piper:
...
Percy:
I was actually dating Nico too but then he started dating Will and broke it off with me
Jason:
Yeah Percy was heart broken so I came over to cheer him up
Piper:
Wtf
Jason:
We lied we weren't really dating
Percy:
JASON
Piper:
Thank the gods
Jason:
Bro I saw Annabeth slap you I was so gonna be next!
Percy:
Whatever
Percy:
Are you guys gonna stop bugging as about us "dating" now?
Piper:
Yeah don't scar me like that again
Annabeth:
"I came over to cheer him up" was that really necessary Jason?
Jason:
What'd do you mean?
Percy:
Yeah that sounded dirty
Jason:
What?
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Texting Stories with Percy Jackson
FanfictionThis is a book of one shots all of them will be texting for those of you wondering why Percy has I phone I might explain it in the one shots but if I don't then just assume that either he's using his moms phone Annabeth's phone or that Leo made mons...
