Percy:
Jason!
Jason:
What?
Annabeth:
Percy if you just want to talk to one person DON'T text the GROUP chat text that person individually
Piper:
Yeah some of us actually have lives
Percy:
Don't leave!
Percy:
You gonna want to hear this 😏
Jason:
I'm not gonna enjoy this am I?
Percy:
Nope 😁
Jason:
You enjoy my misery?
Piper:
We all do
Hazel:
I don't
Percy:
You don't count you're a cinnamon roll you don't get to be mean
Hazel:
Cinnamon roll?
Frank:
A really sweet and nice person
Hazel:
Aw thanks Percy!
Annabeth:
Okay you can't just text us say we're gonna want to hear what you have to say and then not tell us
Leo:
Yeah spill the tea!
Percy:
Okay okay
Percy:
I might of over talked this up...
Piper:
JUST TELL US
Percy:
Fine!
Percy:
I know Jason sexuality
Leo:
Dude I don't think anyone really cares
Leo:
Like no offense Jason but as long as Jason's good with Jason we're good
Percy:
🤦🏻♂️
Percy:
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Piper:
Wtf were you looking at that this came up?
Percy:
A video about a guy falling in love with his car
Percy:
Well actually they were already in love
Piper:
I repeat wtf?
Annabeth:
This is what you do in your spare time?
Percy:
...yes
Leo:
Lol dude we're gonna make fun of you too
Percy:
As long as Jason suffers
Jason:
Did I like upset you or something?
Percy:
YES
Percy:
DON'T PLAY DUMB WITH ME
Annabeth:
Ohhh I forgot about that
Piper:
About what? what happened?
Annabeth:
Jason stole one of Percy cookies
Jason:
I just wanted to know what it tasted like
Percy:
WAS IT WORTH IT JASON WAS IT!?!?!?!?!
Jason:
No I'm sorry bro
Jason:
Really if I could give you that cookie back I would bro
Percy:
It's okay bro
Percy:
I love you bro ❤️
Jason:
I love you too bro
Piper:
Wtf 3x
Leo:
But at least now we have a name for Jason's type of love
Percy:
Do you give them names?
Jason:
Who?
Percy:
Your lovers do you give them names?
Jason:
I didn't need to give PIPER I name because PIPER already has a name
Percy:
Yeah but what about the other ones?
Leo:
Like I said earlier as long as Jason's good with Jason we're good with Jason but Jason you're not good with Jason are you?
Jason:
I am good with Jason you're just all wrong
Percy:
Now you're talking about yourself in third person something obviously wrong
Leo:
Jason we love you for who you are you don't have to hide it
Jason:
THERE'S NOTHING TO HIDE
Percy:
It's okay you don't have to get mad we're here for you
Jason:
I hate all of you
Annabeth:
We'll love you no matter what
Piper:
I'm fine with being in a polyamorous relationship
Percy:
I think he left
Leo:
Lol we're evil
Percy:
He stole my blue cookies he deserved it
Piper:
I thought you forgave him
Percy:
Yes but revenge is sweet
Percy:
Still not as sweet as the blue cookies he stole but sweet
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Texting Stories with Percy Jackson
FanfictionThis is a book of one shots all of them will be texting for those of you wondering why Percy has I phone I might explain it in the one shots but if I don't then just assume that either he's using his moms phone Annabeth's phone or that Leo made mons...
