I'm gonna kill you Shawn.

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After dropping the bags and Peter at the house, I wanted to show Spencer the police station I often help out at which he didn't mind. Of course we ran into Shawn and Gus before any of us entered the place.
"Ash!" Shawn exclaimed as he tackled me into a hug.
"Hey Shawn." I told before he pulled me into a kiss.
After a few moments I pulled away and he gave me an upset look.
"We are not going anywhere anytime soon. Besides you have gifts to give and I want to show Spencer around the station." I told making him look to see Spencer.
"Oh hey dude."
"Hey." He told giving a wave before Gus came so I could hug him.
"Good to see you Bud." I joked making him pull away.
"Na I hate you now."
"No you don't." I told before clasping my hands. "Alright let's go!"

We ended up walking through the halls and I was saying hi to people while making sure Spencer didn't get lost, and Shawn wore his Santa hat as well as held a Christmas bag over his shoulder.
"Ho, ho, ho, ho." He exclaimed before we came across Buzz. "Buzz McNab. The Christmas spirits told me to give this to you."
He reached into the bag and pulled out a BB gun before handing it to him.
"Oh, my goodness, a Daisy Red Ryder. I had one of these when I was a kid. It was the reason I wanted to become a policeman." He admitted.
"Well, Merry Christmas from me, Ash and Gus." He told making him smile.
"Thanks, guys."
"Oh Buzz. I want you to meet my best friend from Uni. Dr. Spencer Reid." I told
"Any friend of Ashley's is a friend of mine." Buzz told as they shook hands.
"It's good to meet you."
"Well I gotta get back to work. Merry Christmas guys." He told before walking away.
"He seems nice." Spencer told
"Real sweetheart."
"He's gonna shoot his eye out." Gus told.
"Yes, he is."
"It's a high possibility." I added.
"That was amazing. How did you know that?"
"Isn't it because he's psychic?" Spencer joked since he didn't believe what Spencer and Gus had told them.
"That's exactly right Spencer." Shawn told.
"Guys he knows." I whispered.
"Know what?" They asked trying to play it off.
"He never believed about the thing you guys told him. Kept asking me about it till I told him. And before you ask, he won't say a thing. He's very good at keeping secrets." I told
"It's true. I haven't told any of the team no matter how much they ask why people call her Bunny." He told making up bump fists.
"Uh, the room where I take naps shares a vent with the room where they do the psychological evals." He admitted.
"Of course." I muttered.
We continued to walk about as Shawn passed out presents, before setting hid bag down with a groan as Lassie walked up to us.
"Who's the tall string bean?" He asked.
"This is my best friend from uni, the academy and also work colleague. Dr. Spencer Reid, Spencer this is head detective Carlton Lassiter."
"Nice to meet you." Spencer told
"How are you friends with her?" He questioned.
"I will deck you Lassie."
"I'll shoot you."
"Do it! Not only have I already been shot, I'm also not a squirrel so you'll have a better chance at hitting me."
"I'm so confused." Spencer admitted.
"This is how they talk to one another." Gus admitted. "They surprisingly get along well."
"Right. And it's because we enjoy one another's company as well as just have a lot of the same interests." Spencer told.
"I guess that makes sense."
"Lassie!" Shawn exclaimed making him look to see Shawn was holding a Psych snow globe that contains GUS and himself in it.
"I-I hate snow globes." Lassie told.
'I know what's Shawn done.'
"Now, that's strange. My psychic senses told me specifically that snow globes didn't give you nightmares about being trapped in a clear ball with snow that burns your skin off." Shawn explained.
Lassie didn't say anything to that and instead quickly rushed away from the four of us.
"Well, Merry Christmas from me and Gus."
"That was mean Shawn."
"He'll be fine. Besides it's a bit of a stupid fear."
"You said that exact thing about my fear when you discovered it."
"Well good thing I didn't get you anything to do with Mr. Blobby."
"I swear to the lords, if you did I'm gonna punch you."
"Noted." He told before we walked over to Juliet.
As we neared Shawn pulled a cat toy out of the bag and held it out for her.
"Mr. Mittens says it felt just like going to sleep, and he doesn't hold it against you at all. Kitty heaven, it's just like East Beach." He told before giving it to her and she smiled.
"That is the best news ever." She told as Gus gave her a pat on the shoulder.
"Merry Christmas from both Shawn and..." Gus began before Shawn cut him off.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! This is a very special gift. It's clearly just from me. Don't appropriate. Not at Christmas time."
"Thank you so much, Shawn." She told
"'Tis the season, Jules."
"Wow!" She told before putting her arms out and walk towards Shawn.
Of course, Shawn put his arms out as he was ready to accept the hug only for her to walk past him to her desk. Me and Gus chuckled at the scene causing Shawn to nudge us.
"This is exactly what I need to get into the holiday spirit before my family arrives." She told sitting at her desk.
'I guess she hasn't realised I'm here yet.'
"Oh, should I meet them, or is it too soon?"
"Too soon for what?" The four of us asked out of confusion.
"Nothing."
'Such an idiot.'
"You seem pretty excited for that Juliet." I stated
"Oh I am......" she told before it dawned on her that I was here making her rush up and give me a hug. "I don't even realise you were here Ash!"
"Good to see you again Juliet." I told patting her back.
"How long are you in town?" She asked making me look towards Spencer.
"When are we meant to return back to Virginia?"
"The 6th." He told
"Till like the fifth or sixth depending on how things go." I told.
"We need to catch up."
"We can definitely do that. On other news, this is my best friend from uni and work Dr. Spencer Reid."
"Baby face?"
"Really?" He asked looking towards me.
"I like talking about you." I stated.
"She's talked a lot about you as well." Juliet added.
"So O'Hara family Christmas, huh?" Shawn asked making her focus on talking about her family.
"My family's Christmas are the best. We have traditional Scottish games and music and crafts. You guys should totally come by tonight if you'd like." She offered.
"I do love a Scottish craft." Shawn told making Gus elbow his side. "But, uh, my father and I, along with Ash and her siblings, have been invited over to the Gusters' for an old-fashioned holiday dinner."
"Maybe next time." Gus added.
"Does your folks know Spencer's joining us?"
"Yes they do. They were excited to meet him."
"Oh that's good."
"They are also very confused about the sibling thing."
"Makes sense." Me and Spencer told as one since that usually happens.
"Me and Spencer should be able to drop by before heading to the Gusters' for the dinner. Peter is watching over the pie for me at the moment so my place doesn't burn down." I stated.
"Really?"
"Fuck yeah." I told making her give me a hug. "Oh ok. I forget your a hugger."
"Edith was also at the house yeah?" Spencer asked
"Yeah. She knows not to let Peter steal the food for art." I told making him nod.
"I can think of someone who could use a little cheer this time of year. Recently divorced." Shawn began to suggest.
"Separated." Gus added
"Estranged?" Shawn questioned.
"Eh..." Gus told not really agreeing with it.
"Bisect?"
"Close."
"Disentangled?" Spencer asked but Gus still wasn't fully set on it.
"Embattled?" Shawn asked making Gus point to him.
"Yes." He told before Shawn continued with his original suggestion.
"And all alone for the holidays."
We all looked towards Lassie as he approached his desk, that was covered in snow globes.
"All right! Who keeps telling people I want snow globes for Christmas?" He questioned as he looked around before picking them up as if they were poisonous.
"Your a terrible human Shawn."
"I know."
'I should give the Christmas gift I got for him sometime soon.'

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