ᴿᵉ:ゼロ 𝐏𝐎𝐋𝐀𝐑 𝐎𝐏𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐄𝐒

S2 E35: Inescapable Defeat

Arriving at the high school, we finally came across the test instructor. The Witch herself.

Oddly enough, once we got there. Subaru & I saw something truly breathtaking. Yet, different about her.

The alluring woman had a uniform on... much like the one's the girls wear...

Except, she looks bad asf (I'm sorry but it's true)

(ORIGINAL RE:ZERO CONTENT/DIALOGUE)

Echidna: Welcome.

Subaru: First off, there's something I'd like to say.

Echidna: Hmm?

Subaru: You look pretty good in that uniform.

-Hearing her surprised gasp, she took the comment well than I hoped.-

Jiro: What's with that cute laugh? <mutters>

Subaru: Did you say something, Jiro?

Echidna: Hmm?!

Jiro: Nope... <whistles>

Echidna: Well... I'd like to say...

-Rolling my eyes in despair, girls usually get offended by our remarks. Maybe, you should've kept your mouth shut, Subaru. Mr. Unpopular with the females.-

Echidna: Thank you...

Jiro: Huh? <she didn't lash out, I'm so confused>

Echidna: Hearing you say that tells me that I'm recreating it from your memories was worthwhile.

Jiro: Well, we did get to revisit our parents... so I am grateful to you, Echidna. <smiles>

Echidna: That's wonderful to hear.

Subaru: What did you do to me? I had completely forgotten about you.

Echidna: It was quicker to meddle with your memories than it would've been to trust that you could keep a secret.

Subaru: Good point.

Echidna: Having seen every moment of it, I think the result you achieved was more than suitable.

Jiro: It couldn't agree more.

Echidna: "I'm sorry" <whimpers> When you said that, even I teared up a bit.

Subaru: Shut up! Don't tell anyone about that! It's too embarrassing!

Jiro: We live under the same roof for 5 years, Subaru. I've seen you naked twice, baka.

Subaru: You better not mention it to Emilia-tan. I don't wanna see her innocence get crushed due to your impulsive behavior. I know your type, Jiro.

Jiro: My lips are sealed shut, Subaru. Not a single word.

Echidna: It was pretty funny though. <giggles>

Subaru: You really fabricated all that?

Echidna: Indeed.

Subaru: Amazing

Echidna: Did you never once entertain the thought of your father being different in any way from what you'd pictured?

Jiro: My biological father was always a scoundrel so never. Mister Natsuki is a kind man compared to that dead-beat.

Echidna: Did you really think you could hide the parts of your heart that you thought no one knew about?

Subaru: Wah?

-A clone appearing behind Subaru. This dream started to freak me out.-

Echidna: The desire to have them know, so you'd feel less burdened...