ᴿᵉ:ゼロ 𝐏𝐎𝐋𝐀𝐑 𝐎𝐏𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐄𝐒

S1 E15: The Clouded Path

???: Again...boy. Stop sleeping. This is why your "friend" will die...You're too weak.

-Shrieking with evil laughter caused me to awaken in a pit of sweat-

Jiro: Why can't you just leave me alone? Dammit, these sleep paralysis demons messing with me! 

-Removing his shirt and tossing it into the laundry basket, I went to take a bathe-

Jiro: (Relaxed) Ahhh! I could use this... <shutting his eyes>

-He felt a chill aroma in the bathroom, and checks the water...slowly freezes his dong off-

Jiro: Shit! Can I catch a break for once?! PLEASE! <frustrated> 

-Rubbing my shoulders, my teeth began to jitter and I needed to get outta here-

Jiro: W-w-w-wa where's the TOWEL? 

-Panicking as he roamed around the large area until he came across it-

Jiro: Here we go, nice and warm Jiro---and it's cold----awesome <annoyed>

-Listening to the girly laughs inside my head....this shit was not funny-

Jiro: I'm serious...whoever is laughing...stop it creep.

-Finally able to hear nothing was good...but the bad part is migraines...they're all coming back to me. Freaking perfect. And to make matters worse, the doorknob is frozen shut. Yes, that means I can't get out...but I got an idea

Jiro: (Spitting both of his hands) Tch, tch. OPEN SESAME! <pointing to the door>

-The door handle remained unmovable... i'm so screwed...-

Jiro: Welp, time for plan b4 a 969

-Getting into a running stance, I ran towards the sealed door and clashed my body against it...but unable to knock it down-

Jiro: Fuck! Gotta try again, Ren! 

-Going back a couple feet, I started to act upon my current crisis and crash the door down more times than I can count. Feeling tired and in a near-hypothermic state...there is no way I will die here. Not in some damn bathroom while a perverted chick laughs inside my head-

Jiro: HELL NO! I WON'T DIE HERE! THAT'S A MOTHERFUCKING BET! 

-Lifting my foot high enough in the air, I charged up my foot to gain enough power to smash the damn door...and once it landed. Freedom was obtainable...-

Jiro: Oh...warm air...how weird it feels now? <curling up into a ball>

-I wrapped my naked body with a towel and laid on the floor-

Jiro: wooo- that was close, Jiro! Almost died...

LATER 

After my body finally started to warm up. My toes seemed to move slightly. That's the good part. The hardest...was to get up...and as I stood...I stumbled...

Jiro: Come on, Jiro....You gotta get up...Subaru needs you...now more than ever!

-Grunting to his feet, I was determined to get ready for my early trip to the mansion-

Jiro: Haha! LET's Go! 

-Checking throughout my wardrobe, I snatched a few pair of clothes and stuff them inside the bag...looking for my current outfit and the newest one I'm gonna use today...I decided to choose a long black-sleeve shirt and charcoal colored pants-