S1 E4: モッキンバード

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Find out the truth until...the end

TIMESKIP

Retracing my every step, Subaru followed me while we headed for the warehouse before that crazy chick gets there first...For I, don't wanna fight her...because---

Subaru: Hey! Jiro!

-Turns around in confusion, my mind seemed to be somewhere else-

Jiro: Sup?

Subaru: Did you even listen to me? 

Jiro: N-N-No...I'm sorry, my thoughts---were---elsewhere.

Subaru: (Eyes rolling) Ok, what's going on?! You've been acting very weird lately...like the time you left me behind the alley...my ass got beat up and S-Satella?!

Jiro: (Shocked) Satella?

Subaru: Yeah, Sa---mmphh<Mouth shutting while people passed by>

Jiro: Do you want us to get arrested? 

Subaru: What's wrong with saying S---

Jiro: Honestly, you need to stop joking...do you even know who she is?

Subaru: Y-Yeah...she's the girl that saved...why?

Jiro: (Surprised) Oh! So she is the one you've been gushing over!

-Seeing steam come out of his ears, Natsuki was definitely blushing red-

Subaru: Y-Y-Yes!

Jiro: Well, that's interesting but we gotta talk about that name.

Subaru: Why? Is it that bad of a name because---

Jiro: (Interrupts) No...<thinking> Ever watched Harry Potter.

Subaru: Hmm, a little. Read the books though...

Jiro: Good enough, so do you know who Voldemort is? The one that "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named". 

Subaru: Ah! I do remember that phrase. The meaning is a taboo for those who wanna cause trouble for other wizards...so why are comparing Voldemort to Satella? Doesn't make any---ohhh---

Jiro:(Huffing in relief) Finally!!! Someone gets it!!!

Subaru: So, Satella is basically the girl version of Voldemort!!! "She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named"

Jiro: Yes...Exactly! Keep quiet about this until we officially speak with her. I, still have no clue what the girl looks like.

Subaru: Oh, I'll fill you on all the details.

-While he chattered about her personality, appearance, and other passionate "traits", we are three quarters on our way to the warehouse, praying that the woman isn't there and Felt is-

Subaru: You would like her, Jiro. She's truly amazing and exceptionally good-looking.

Jiro: (Smug) Gosh, Natsuki Subaru...Are you a Simp or what, heehee?

-Adding more fuel into the fire, that was a big mistake on my part. He gets super emotional over mean names and answers back like a barking dog-

Subaru: (Angry) No, I'm not! It's funny...You're making fun of my love interest while "Ren Jiro doesn't have a girlfriend yet or even a single crush". Are you into guys, bro?! Ugh, stop harassing me with these sort of topics!

Jiro: Alright, damn XD. Just calm down, Nat...chill...bro...chill

Subaru: (Struck nerve) Can we just go already, what's the fucking hold-up?!

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