ᴿᵉ:ゼロ 𝐏𝐎𝐋𝐀𝐑 𝐎𝐏𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐄𝐒

S1 E2: Styx Helix

Subaru's Viewpoint

(HERE IS THE OFFICIAL VIDEO IS BELOW BUT I PREFER WATCHING IT ON CRUNCHYROLL, THEIR WRITING IS FAR SUPERIOR COMPARED TO MINE!!!!)

Awakening to the sound of people shouting, I began to groan as my eyes opened...those three idiots were still here...why?

Bowl-cut Boy: Look who finally woke up! Heehee. Your friend isn't here anymore.

Subaru: (Groggy) Who?

Bowl-Cut Boy: (Screaming) Did you not listen? I said "Your friend isn't---<BANG>

-Going out to head-butt the lame kid with a terrible haircut, the other two ganged up on me and held me down. Seeing as if the boy was pissed off, my ass definitely was gonna take another beating until she came...MY WAIFU-

???: Have you guys seen a small blonde girl wearing a red scarf run here?

Bowl-Cut Boy: Yeah, but who cares? She ran off with that bastard...what's his face? I don't even care enough to tell you, heehee

???: That wasn't very nice...

Choker-chain weirdo: We don't care, you half-elf bit-----<BAM>

-There she goes, rocking that bitch with an ice ball...damn he was left unconscious-

???: Anyone else...

Bowl-cut Boy: Still 2 on 1. We got the upper-hand.

???: I wouldn't be so certain. Puck!

Puck: (Yawning) Ah-eee-uhh, what do you need daughter? Is someone bothering you?

???: Not really. They're just blocking my path....that's all.

Puck: Alright! Lemme get into my physical form!

-Appearing to be a small floating cat in the air, the spirit formed into a humanoid-

Bowl-cut Boy: I can't believe we're versing a spirit arts user. Ton! Let's get outta here!

Hot-headed halfwit: I ain't fighting this. No fucking way! Nope!

-Picking up their unconscious friend off the dirty pavement, the three muggers ran away like damn cowards...leaving me alone with her---the beautiful girl-

???: Hey, are you alright?

Subaru: (Distracted by her beauty) Huh?

Puck: She said "Are you alr---" and he passed out.

-Seeing as I closed my eyes, I'm exhausted. Too tied to stay awake....-

???: Oh, Puck! We gotta help him