Keanu Reeves X Reader ~Smuts & Fluffs~

John Constantine ~Fluff?~

So, a reader of the previous Constantine fluff wanted more and I realized that I hadn't really written much shorts about him, therefore, here's this short story because I'm bored and waiting for my blankets to get done in the washer. Also, you're a half-breed in this with a demon touch...I think that's how he explains it in the movie, I'm normally asleep whenever he explains it.-Hoshi

~Your pov~

I sighed as I sat in my booth at Papa Midnite's bar, I watched as the man who I could happily call a friend, walked past, paying no mind to me. He wouldn't call me his friend, but I was an odd half-breed. After a few minutes he left the bar, I smiled, got up, left, and headed to the store. I bought some bourbon, cigarettes, cough suppressant, and some pizza supplies to make our own pizza. I hummed to myself as I went to my friend's place, I stood at the door and knocked. It was quiet for a moment before I sighed and knocked again. "You know I can't come in unless you invite me...vampire rules" I spoke at the door as it opened slightly, "the hell do you want?" he asked as I smiled and held up the bags. "I come bringing presents," I told him as he stared at me and then he let me inside. I removed the crop leather jacket I wore and tossed it onto the long wooden table. 

I placed the bags on the table and looked at him. "You eaten today John?" I asked coking my head, "no, I've been busy." he spoke as I sighed, 'hopeless sometimes' I shook my head as I pulled out the carton of cigarettes and the bourbon. "Want something to eat? It'll be homemade pizza" I smiled at him as he grabbed the bottle and stared at me. "What do you want?" he asked, "thought you could use some company," I told him as he blinked a few times, "knock yourself out" he sighed as he opened the bottle. I smiled to myself as I started making him a pizza, I didn't really eat since I was a demon half-breed and eating was always strange to me. I hummed to myself as I cooked. "And now, we wait for the pizza to be done," I said sitting on the table next to him as he sat in the chair. He was lost in thought as he took a sip of his bourbon, I grabbed the bottle and took a sip myself before he looked at me. "I just pulled a soldier demon out of a little girl...looked like it was trying to come through. Anything I should know?" he asked as I furrowed my eyebrows in confusion. "Full demons can't come through onto your plane, they can work you humans...but can't come through. If there's something big going down, then it's been quiet...I don't know anything about it. Plus, I would've told you whenever I saw you at Papa Midnite's" I told him as he stared at me. "True..." he mumbled as he took a drag off his cigarette. 

I looked over and saw a spider crawling up his table. He downed the rest of his drink and then placed the cup over the spider, he took another drag off his cigarette, lifted the side of the cup slightly, and blew the smoke into the cup before putting it back down. "Welcome to my life," he told the spider as I stared at him, 'he's dying...I can tell' I mentally spoke as someone knocked on the door. He got up and answered. He came back and a woman followed him. "Always a catch," he mumbled as he got into the fridge, I looked at the woman, and then back at him. "My sister was murdered yesterday" the woman spoke as I stared at her, "sorry to hear.", "thanks" the woman sighed as John sat down and took a drink of his bourbon and looked at her. "She was a patient at Ravenscar. She jumped off the roof" she spoke as I grew confused, "thought you said she was murdered" John said as the woman looked around.

"Yeah, well, Isabel wouldn't have taken her own life," she spoke as John scoffed a little. "Yeah, what kind of mental patient kills herself? That's just crazy" he spoke as I snorted, she sighed and rolled her eyes. "Look, I've heard your name around the precinct" she started, 'cop' I mentally told myself as I looked her up and down. "I know the circles you travel in. The occult, demonology, exorcisms. Just before my sister was committed, she became deeply paranoid. She started talking about demons, angels..." the woman spoke as I glanced over at John who just gave me a little head shake. "Now, I think someone got to her, Mr. Constantine. I think they brainwashed her into stepping off that roof. Some kind of legion or cult" she said as John took another sip of his drink and looked at her. "Sounds like a theory, detective," he spoke as she stared at him, "good luck" he added as I sighed and stared at him. "I thought with your background you could at least...point me in the right direction," she said as he chuckled a little, "Yeah, okay, sure," he spoke as he took a drag off his cigarette and then pointed at the door. 

"It wasn't a suicide. My sister was a devout Catholic. Do you understand that? If she took her own life..." she started as I sighed, "her soul would go straight to hell..." I spoke cutting her off as she looked at me, "where she'd be ripped apart over and over in screaming, brutal agony" John spoke "for all eternity. That it?" John and I spoke in unison as she looked at the two of us. "That about right?" John asked as she furrowed her eyebrows at us, "goddamn you both" she said as she picked up the cup with the spider under it and moved it before leaving. "Well, that was-..." he started but the sound of something moving past the window cut him off, I quickly turned the oven off, grabbed my jacket, and ran out the door with him.

-Time skip to a few years later-

I sighed as I stretched, it had been a few years since I last saw John, I was influencing a woman into doing something really bad, "really Y/n?" a voice asked as I stopped and looked at him. "What? I'm a demon half-breed it's what I do" I spoke as he sighed and grabbed my arm, "sorry for my girlfriend ma'am, she just doesn't know when to shut up" he told the woman as he pulled me away, "girlfriend huh?" I asked looking at him, "shut up, had to say something" he told me as I giggled slightly, "shame really if I wasn't a demon half-breed, I probably would date you...but seeing as you're trying to stay out of hell...guess we're just not meant to be" I joked as he rolled his eyes. "I wouldn't date a friend," he told me as I stared at him, "you've never classified me as a friend before..." I spoke as he stared at me, "you're probably the only friend I've got left..." he told me as I smiled, "I'm glad to be your friend" I told him as he smirked slightly.