Crazy FNF AU Fanfic

Prologue

It was a sunny morning.

The birds were chirping,

the sun was shining,

and kids like you...

should be going to school.

      Billy awoke with a start to something that sounded like a screaming parrot. He sighed. It was just his alarm. He blinked his black orbs (this physically hurt to write) several times and rubbed the crystals from his eyes. His electric blue hair was sticking in all directions like a lion's mane. He checked the time on the clock next to his bed. It read 7:00 a.m. He jumped out of bed and opened his clothes closet, which was filled completely with white t-shirts. They all had a "prohibited" symbol on them. He selected one of them and got ready for the day ahead.

     After he was ready he grabbed his backpack, ran down the stairs, and tripped and fell on his face. However, since his face was flat and two-dimensional already, it didn't hurt a bit so he simply jumped back up and went to his kitchen, where his lovely mother was making pancakes.

She turned and smiled at him."Morning Sweetie, did you sleep well?"

    Billy nodded and smiled. "Yes, my beloved maternal figure, I quite enjoyed my prolonged unconscious state. It was quite refreshing if I do say so myself."

His mother blinked. "What?"

Billy shook his head. "Sorry, I mean that I slept well."

     "Oh, good," his mother smiled sweetly. She turned back to the pancakes which were now burnt at the bottom due to the fact that Billy had taken too long to tell her how he slept in his attempt to be verbose. But it was alright, neither of them minded burnt pancakes. She peeled them off with a spatula and put them on two plates for her and her son. She set a plate in front of him.

"Eat up!"

     Billy thanked her and started eating his pancakes. He was excited for school because he hadn't seen his best friends Fraggy, Spoo, and Kay since yesterday and he was so happy to finally see them again after all that time. Not only would he see them again, but they would be sharing all their classes together!

     After he finished eating, his mom and him got in their red convertible and drove half a mile to the U.S. of F.N.F. middle school. 

     Billy hopped out of the car, with students all around gawking at him and his mom since they had never seen a red convertible before. 

"Bye mom!"

"Bye Billy, have a fun day at school!"

"Moooommmm," Billy whined, "I told you to call me Lil' Billy!"