Couple's Therapy

Delta Gummies

Ben walked around the entire first class and checked the bathrooms once again and still haven't found Miranda.

"The Captain had asked that everyone please return to your seats and put on your seat belts until the turbulence has stopped", one of the flight attendants said over the speakers.

"Sir please find your seat", the flight attendant said.

"I can't. I have to find my wife first. She's lost somewhere on the plane", Ben said sounding worried, but trying not to laugh also.

"Well she can't be lost sir. She's here somewhere, don't worry. I need you to find your seat first and I'll bring her back to you."

"No see you don't understand she's not going to come with you. I have to be the one to find her."

"Is there something I should know sir?"

Ben giggled shaking his head no. "It's just better if I find her, she's kinda a little under dressed."

The plane jerked from the turbulence and Miranda screamed from coach. "Miranda!", Ben shouted following the sound.

"Sir you need to get to your seat!", the flight attendant said going after him.

"MIRANDA!", he yelled again falling over into someone's area as the plane jerked again.

"Sir I need you in your seat now!"

"Not without my wife", he said as he kept walking down the aisle. "Miranda!"

"AHHHHHHH THE PLANE IS VIBRATING....WE'RE IN A BIG VIBRATOR BENNNNNJAMIN I'M GOING TO CUMMMM...HAHAHA!"

"Oh no!", Ben said to himself.

"Benjamin I got candiesssss!", she giggled stuffing gummies in her mouth.

"Miranda NOOOOO, where'd you get that?"

"My friend Josh, he sells candies.....", she snickered. "The good stuff", she whispered laughing. "Psssssp Ben.....come here!", she whispered pulling him down to her. "Did you know planes can fly like birds can?"

"Miranda baby you can't have anymore of these okay...."

"Nooo, you're not the boss of me.....you big chocolate anaconda bar with coconut filling", she giggled moaning crossing her legs in remembrance. "My husband is amazing in airplane seats Josh. He puts his milk in my cookies!!!!!!", she said loudly to him laughing.

"Why the hell would you give her anything?"

"Hey man she's a grown woman, she came back here whispering for snacks saying the lady was taking to long. I told her what they were and......"

"And nothing you see she's already-......."

"High as a skittle cloud", Miranda said laughing hysterically as she picked out all the purple gummy skittles stuffing her face.

"Miranda we have to go get you dressed, come on!"

"Noooooo bossy. I'm already hot", she fanned herself starting to undo her blanket. "Oops I'm naked.......hahaha. No goodies for you Josh, they belong to my husband only. He loves my peanut butter cups. He sucks them until I-......"

"Miranda!"

"What....I was only telling Josh how....ummm what was I telling you. Shit I forgot....hahaha."

"Miranda we have to go back to our seats come on."

"Why?"

"Because the Captain said so, the plane is having turbulence and we need to be safe in our seats."