Couple's Therapy

3 Strikes

"Benjamin wake up! What happened?", Miranda said shaking him, but he didn't bulge. He was out.

She took out her IV and grabbed some napkins and held pressure, then got up to the bathroom to use it.

Afterwards she ran herself a hot relaxing bath and soaked until the water was cold. When she got out Ben was still on the bed sleeping. Miranda dried off and lotioned her body down in sunscreen, put on her matching yellow bathing two piece suit and then put on a yellow flowy maxi dress that had hip splits on both sides.

Miranda walked over to Ben's side and kissed his lips and he didn't move. She ordered room service; just some fruit, bagels and orange juice and then sat out on their balcony suite looking out over the beautiful island resort and waited for Ben to get up.

Hours later Ben finally woke up and Miranda was sitting on the bed next to bed. "Well good morning babe!", Ben said leaning up to kiss her, but she moved away. "What?"

"Why is the last thing I remember is going to the airport and everything else is a blur. What happened on the plane Ben?"

"Miranda I don't think you really want to know right now."

"You don't remember much either do you? Did we take something?"

Ben just stared. "Yeah somewhat."

"What does that even mean Ben?"

"We are two days behind on enjoying our trip, can we just start today off fresh?", he said as he got up going to the bathroom.

She followed him into the bathroom. "We're only two days behind because you gave us something that messed us up causing me to get and IV and you to sleep like you're under anesthesia."

"That's not all it caused you to do and can I pee in peace Miranda?"

"We will not enjoy this trip until you tell me what happened and what did we take? And I've seen, had and tasted everything that you have so me being here shouldn't mean a thing. Now talk!"

"Either way you're going to be pissed. Rather I tell you or not, so fine! I told Callie how you were a little unsure about the 21 hour flight and she suggested some edible cookies."

"Cookies are edible. I'm confused", she said getting pissed.

"Weed cookies Miranda, she said they should keep you relaxed as long as we eat them in slow dosages, but somehow we ate the whole bag of cookies and you had more than me and then you ended up doing and saying a lot of things and found your way into someone's gummies as well."

"Benjamin! Why the hell would you listen to Callie and then you let me eat more."

"I didn't let you eat anything Miranda. You walked off high and naked when I fell asleep and I thought you were in the bathroom. And when I found you, you were even more loaded."

"I WAS NAKED BENJMAIN!", she yelled throwing a towel at him and he grabbed it laughing while stepping into the shower.

"Well you had on a blanket and that's it. The only person who saw your breast was the guy we kept calling Richard when we was high. You tried to do CPR on him because you were so high you thought he wasn't breathing and your blanket opened up right before he woke up.

Miranda was pissed and reached into the shower turning it on cold as Ben's was closing his eyes under the water. Ben screamed! "You have been warned!", Miranda said walking out of the bathroom.

"If it's any constellation we had the best sex ever!", he yelled from the shower and Miranda came back in cutting the water back to cold.

"I hope you enjoyed it because you won't be getting any this entire trip!", she slammed the door walking out.