Was bad day in angry bird land, red angry bird was upset, he saw a terrifying sight in the distance, Illinois the second worst of the United States, a land where people think they are better then everyone else both the bible thumpers and twitter users. Red angry bird was very angry, he walked into town alongside John Cega who was also upset at Illinois who were big stink doo doo to him when he was a wee lad but this wasn't any John Cega this was, HAUNTED JOHN CEGA. When red angry bird walked into Illinois he said, "ARGHHH" because birds cannot speak but if red angry bird could speak he would be saying "We are now in Illinois" because they were indeed in Illinois. John Cega said, "And know to determine the fate of millions of souls some will live some will die let their story be told their were bad to the bone" John Cega was normally a big dumb but this time he was different, as he was HAUNTED. When they first went to Chigaco they saw HIM, Barak Obama who said in his classic lovable voice, "I'm the head of state you're like a head of cabbage, you're about to get knocked down by my stimulus package!" This may have been a dirty joke and if it was Obama and the writers of the quote from Epic rap battles of history should be ashamed of themselves as this is a very family friendly platform and very rated G, anyways John Cega went and scared Obama, Obama pulled suit off and took out a scary devious smile, was he going to a devious lick? Only Cega knew, of which by then he was very scared. He ran away even the soul taking over Cega knew Obama was very much a smart fella and not a fart smella, Obama cam over and stole Cega's livelihood. Of course, Cega knew how to counter the former Presidents attacks. He could never have imagined the toll this took on the putrid city of Illinois, as an earth shatter, bone quaking, life ending quake shook the ground beneath him. Kermit the Frog rose from a whole in the earth, eyes glowing like Herobrine. He took Obama into his grasp, effectively deviously licking the former leader. It shocked Cega and the red angry bird to their cores. "I am the Great Frog King. Bow to me peasants." The Rice Crispies spat in defiance, displaying their elegance and grace in the form of twenty kinds of ballet. An acrid smell inhabited the room, almost like when a white suburban mom makes crock pot beans, so they were forced to flee to Ohio, the actual worst state. Just being in Ohio causes immediate hearing loss and desire for cheddar cheese. Obama, being a trillionaire, provided flutes and cheese for everyone. Cega was allergic to cheese, and therefore decided to sue him for an assassination attempt against Kermit. How many pickle jars does it take to change a lightbulb? Wrong. You fell for my trap. Pickle jars are the most sentient beings on the planet and have no use for changing lightbulbs, as they can see perfectly in all conditions. Obama, Cega, and the Rice Crispies all immediately recognized the supremacy, but Kermit was foolish and chose to betray them. Kermit was brutally murdered in a fit of rage enacted by the pickle jars. But red angry bird was evil he pulled a book out of his hair, er feathers, and began reading before I read this please have a loved one nearby to say your goodbyes.
The story: "It was another day at high school, Sonic and Tails were ready to have another day at high school. "It is time for school" Tails said, Tails said this as they wre in school, "Indeed it is time for school" Sonic said.
Real world:
Everyone feel asleep except for red angry bird who then took one of his feathers and stuffed them down inside of Obama who then died. Red angry bird turned around and stared righ down to YOU MR.VALENTINE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID. I SAW YOU ON OCTOBER 20TH 2002. YOU SHOULD HAVE APOLIGIZED BUT KNOW WE ALL NEED TO TAKE SOMETHING FROM YOU, NOT YOUR SOUL BUT YOUR BEAUTIFUL BALD HEAD, SAY HELLO TO MULLETS VILLE!
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