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Jack and Alex

Jack held alex tightly against him and stared into his eyes "oh come on lexxy boo dont you miss sleeping with me"

Alex stared up to him unamused "I am surprisingly still married. Believe it or not. And if you pitch a threesome you'll need to talk to lucien first." He pushed at his chest "now release me from your infernal grip you asshole."

Jack grumbled softly "I bet I have the bigger dick."

Alex raised a brow "I have never seen your dick."

Jack gasped "the lies you tell!"

Alex rolled his eyes "okay ill say it this way. I've never seen your dick hard. Its always been pretty flaccid. Honestly can you even get hard? They make medicine for that you know"

Jack let go of him putting a hand to his chest "you wound me! Of course I can get hard!"

Alex took three steps back "riiight is that only when Zach was bitching at you to get shit done? Ohhhh I get it now. You like being degraded. How could I have missed that"

Jack smirked playfully and winked at him "oh ill be your trash any time babes"

Alex rolled his eyes again and crossed his arms "anyway even flaccid and soft Lucien is like three times as big. He has a fucking elephant trunk for a dick. So you know" he motioned to Jack "your little pea shooter isn't really a spectacle."

Jack waved his arms up and down himself "I will have you know every inch of me is a spectacle."

Alex watched him silently "if you really want a measurement contest with Lucien i sincerely hope for your sake you do enjoy being embarrassed because when lucien wins he will have me on my knees showing you 'Exactly' what i do every single night."

Jack smirked "ooo free show" he watched him challengingly

Alex scoffed softly "you know something tells me you wouldn't really be enjoying it. Because if it comes to me having to choke on his dick in front of you I think you'll be restrained and have a cock cage on that only lucien has the key to. And I mean he would keep that key until you got like a girlfriend or something just to make sure they knew that they are getting second best."

Jack held a hand to his chest again "wow that is like really kinky."

Alex shook his head quietly "it would be torture for you mr. Ill fuck anything fuckable and legal. You wouldn't be able to fuck anything with a cage on."

Jack laughed "I accept that challenge."

Alex sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose "it wasn't a challenge you idiot"

Jack grinned "yeah but im your idiot best friend so who's the real idiot here?"

Alex looked at him "still you. And Ryan and Zach are our best friends too you can't just exclude them like that"

Jack snickered "yeah but they weren't part of the conversation now were they?"

Alex glared at him quietly "you still have a needle dick"

Jack smirked "A long needle dick."