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A stranger texts

Judicorn: Callie?

Con-artist: Wrong number.

Judicorn: Oh! Sorry.

Con-artist: Who's Callie?

Judicorn: Nosey, much?

Con-artist: Gf?

Judicorn: Sister.

Con-artist: Cool. I don't have a sister.

Judicorn: A brother?

Con-artist: Nope. You?

Judicorn: Four.

Con-artist: Cool. I wish I had some.

Judicorn: That's nice. Anyway, I don't really know you. So....

Con-artist: So?

Judicorn: Well, I mean, this is just awkward.

Con-artist: Why?

Judicorn: I don't know you and you're kinda making me suspicious with the name 'con-artist.'

Con-artist: It's a play on my name.

Judicorn: Funny, mine's a play on my name too.

Con-artist: What is your name?

Judicorn: A little personal, seeing as we're strangers.

Con-artist: Well, ppl meet and talk on the net all the time.

Judicorn: I'm not allowed to do that.

Con-artist: What are you 12?

Judicorn: How dare you?! I'm 13. XD

Con-artist: No kidding? Me too.

Judicorn: I smell a predator...

Con-artist: What makes u think I'm a predator?

Judicorn: You're obvs' lying about being my age. That's too big of a coincedence.

Con-artist: but im actually not kidding, dude or girl.

Judicorn: and now you're discretely tryng to figure out my gender.

Con-artist: How would me knowin ur gender help me discover who you are?

Judicorn: Well, you'd obviously try to find out even more about me.

Con-artist: ur paranoid.

Judicorn: no, I'm just not an idiot.

Con-artist: Well, so long. Hope that works out for you.