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Judicorn: Please say you guys are ok!

TaytallyAwesome: Con got shot in the foot.

Judicorn: Oh my god! Is he ok?!

TaytallyAwesome: He's alive, if that's what you're asking.

Judicorn: Um. is there anything I can do?

TaytallyAwesome: no. I mean, no offense, but if it weren't for his constant fixation on you, this wouldn't have happened. Daria's very insecure lately and so she wanted us to go to Steve's trailer park after the party to try some weed for the first time. Nothing like some good ol' drugs to keep your man.

Judicorn: That's not funny. and I'm starting to wonder if Daria's good for him.

TaytallyAwesome: She probably isn't. but he's good for her. Or...he was until you.

Judicorn: Look, we're just friends. We haven't even been talking that long. How long has it been? About a month and a half? And even then, it's only a handful of times.

TaytallyAwesome: I'm not accusing YOU of anything. It's Con. I guess he's just excited to have a guy friend. But, he's just been ignoring Daria and it's kind of making her go on the deep end. She's always been like that. I'm just worried.

Judicorn: I'm no threat. I'll tak to him, ok?

TaytallyAwesome: K. Anyway, I'll tell him you said hi. He's grounded, of course.

Judicorn: Ok. Keep me updated?

TaytallyAwesome: Yeah.