TaytallyAwesome: Guess what?
Judicorn: What?
TaytallyAwesome: It's Con-artist's birthday today.
Judicorn: Cool. I'll have to tell him happy birthday.
TaytallyAwesome: Damn right, you will. He talks about you all the time.
Judicorn: He does??
TaytallyAwesome: Yeah, I think he thinks you're the most fascinating creature to walk the planet. His girlfriend (AKA, my best friend.) was kind of concerned until she found out you were a boy. But, you and I know that gender doesn't stop this kind of things in it's tracks, right?
Judicorn: What kind of thing? Look, I don't know what Con-artist has said to you, but I'm not interested in him and he's not in me. We text, but only b/c we're friends.
TaytallyAwesome: I hope so. Hahahaaha. Anyway, I know there's nothing going on. I just wanted to scare you a little bit. Tell him happy birthday b/c he really does talk about you all the time.
Judicorn: Thanks for the heads up.
TaytallyAwesome: np
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Judicorn: Merry birthday
Con-artist: Thanks! How did you know?
Judicorn: I'm a magical Judicorn?
Con-artist: Who's the stalker now?
Judicon: Ha! Taylor told me.
Con-artist: Oh. lol. You two have been talking?
Judicorn: Not til this morning when she told me.
Con-artist: Oh, maybe she does care. :D
Judicorn: Yeah. What are you gonna do today?
Con-artist: Party. Wish you could come.
Judicorn: Yeah, but it's ok. I hope you have fun today.
Con-artist: You too. Bye for now.
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Con-artist: Parties starting!
Judicorn: Cool. How's it going?
Con-artist: So far so good. We've got girls here.
Judicorn: Cool.
Con-artist: My mom says she's going to starbucks because her headache is so bad.
Judicorn: Darn. That sucks. Hey...I got you something.As a gift.
Con-artist: You did? Cool. Um, can I see it?
Judicorn: No.
Con-artist: hey! No fair! XD
Judicorn: Ok. *Drum roll* An imaginary pet dragon. *Offers it on a leesh.*
Con-artist: Omg. Ur awesome! lol.
Judicorn: No, I feel bad. I can't draw or write or anything worth it.
Con-artist: Hey, nobody's ever gotten me a dragon before. Boy or girl?
Judicorn: Boy. I....actually made a bio for it.
Con-artist: Even better! :D
Judicorn: Name: Scaleywag Age: 2000 (Which is young for a dragon?) Diet: Grass. Personality: Rambunctious, stubborn, and protective. Color: Blue and silver
Con-artist: I will cherish my dragon, forever. :)
Judicorn: I'm such a loser.
Con-artist: No, you're creative.
Judicorn: Thanks. A creative dork.
Con-artist: Dorks are fun. It's hard to find them at my school. Everyone's so normal all the time.
Judicorn: Yeah. Same at my school.
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TaytallyAwesome: What did you do? He's been texting you his whole party and now he's running around with an invisible 'dragon'? Hahaha
Judicorn: It was meant as a joke.I didn't think he'd like it that much.
TaytallyAwesome: yeah, well D's getting irritated that he's not paying attention to her. You may wanna say you've gotta go.
Judicorn: Okay....Sure. Right. Sorry.
TaytallAwesome: No worries. See you around.
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Judicorn: You better enjoy your party. I'll ttyl.
Con-artist: Ah, don't leave me!
Judicorn: I have to go to dinner. I'll ttyl. Happy birthday.
Con-artist: K. Bye.
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(Hours later)
Con-artist: HEY JUDICORODSBDS!
Judicorn: What's up? Are you ok?
Con-artist: Partsyd over.
Judicorn: You okay?
Con-artist: judicorn how did you know you were into boys?
Judicorn: I....just knew. Why?
Con-artist: nothing im cutrrioous. I might die in a minute and i have thoughts soemtimes. I want to know what I am.
Judicorn: Are you drunk?
Con-artist: Only a bit. I think Im scared.
Judicorn: Why?
Con-artist: we're in this abandoned trailer park. we hear shooting. scard to go anywere except behind this dumpster.
Judicorn: you left your party??
Con-artist: Yeah. Dad was being a dick.
Judicorn: Who's all with you?
Con-artist: Taylor and Daria.
Judicorn: Daria's your gf? Um, can you call the police?
Con-artist: No way. We'll get in trouble.
Judicorn: Ok, I just want you to breath for me, okay? You'll be okay. I promise. Just remain calm. Wait until everything calms down if you can.
Con-artist: The shooting's getting closer! I'mso scaredJudicorn!
Judicorn: Just breath. Just try to stay as calm as you can.
Judicorn: you okay?
Judicorn: Con??
Judicorn: Please answer me!
Judicorn: Please? Con? I need you to answer me.
Judicorn: Con....?
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FanfictionJude accidentally texts a boy that he's never met before. They decide to keep talking because, well it's just texting, right?