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Meet Taylor

Judicorn: One of my moms was shot. That's why I left so quickly the other day. She had to go to the hospital. :(

Con-artist: Oh man! Is she okay?

Judicorn: Yeah. She'll be ok.

Con-artist: Can I ask what happened.

Judicorn: Well, she's a cop. That's as far as I can go.

Con-artist: That had to be scary, Judicorn. I'm here if you need to talk to anyone.

Judicorn: Thanks. I just want to talk about normal things if that's okay.

Con-artist: Yeah, of course. My friend Taylor keeps asking me who I'm texting all the time. Says I better not be cheating on my gf. lol. As IF, right? :D

Judicorn: Right. :)

Con-artist: Hi, stranger. Taylor here. I'm watching you both veeeery closely. -Taylor

Judicorn: Hello, Taylor.  No need to worry. He's not my type.

Con-artist: I think I'm offended. XD -Con-artist

Judicorn: lol.

Con-artist: Seriousy, though. He's ALWAYS texting you.D better watch it or she'll lose her man. -Taylor

Judicorn: This is you, isn't it, Con-artist? Trying to 'con' me into your heart?

Con-artist: No! I'll even give you Taylor's number and you guys can text! It'd be one additional friend for you.

Judicorn: No..

Con-artist: (Taylor's number) Here. We'll need each other if we want to survive Con and D's constant making out. It's gross. -Taylor

Judicorn: I mean, if you want.

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TaytallyAwesome: Hi! Taylor here for confirmation! I need to keep an eye on you guys, I guess.

Judicorn: Are all of our names plays on our names?

TaytallAwesome: Why are you asking that? OBVIOUSLY they are.

Judicorn: ......

TaytallyAwesome: :)

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Con-artist: Whatcha talking about with Taylor?

Judicorn: Our names.

Con-artist: What IS your name?!

Judicorn: If you can't figure it out, you don't deserve to know. :D

Con-artist: I'll tell you mine, if you tell me yours.

Judicorn: I'd rather make you suffer. If you guess it, I'll tell you.

Con-artist: Judi?

Judicorn: Nope.

Con-artist: Corn?

Judicorn: ????????

Con-artist: Did I get it right?

Judicorn: -Sighs- No.

Con-artist: Gah! Gotta head to class!

Judicorn: Me too.

Con-artist: Funny coincedence.

Judicorn: Tell me about it. Bye.