ILY

Good morning

Con-artist: Good morning, Sexy. ;)

Judicorn: wat

Con-artist: Shit. Wrong number. That was for my gf.

Judicorn: I'm not sure if I should be amused or creeped out right now.

Con-artist: Oh, is sexy a scary word?

Judicorn: Jerk.

Con-artist: Kidding. How are u?

Judicorn: Sleepy. You woke me up.

Con-artist: Whoops. My gf likes it when I wake her early with sweet messages and stuff.

Judicorn: Well, I guess you're a nicer guy than I thought. Nobody'd get me to sacrifice my extra thirty minutes of sleep.

Con-artist: I'm an early riser anyway.

Judicorn: What do you do in the mornings?

Con-artist: Oh, I'm sorry. That's a little personal. Ur totes stalking me.

Judicorn: Shut it.

Con-artist: I just do chores a lot.

Judicorn: In the morning?

Con-artist: Yeah. My mom has PTSD and she gets really bad migraines when she's stressed. I like to cook for her and get the house ready in the morning to make things easier on her.

Judicorn: That's really nice of you, actually.

Con-artist: Well, she's the nicer parent, so I figure I should thank her somehow.

Con-artist: Hellooo?

Judicorn: Sorry. I fell asleep again.

Con-artist: It's ok. U can go back to sleep.

Judicorn: No, I'm good.

Con-artist: Cool. Man, I just spilled the juice anyway and dad blamed it on my texting 'addiction' and u wanna know the crazy part? I wasn't even textng when I spilled it!

Judicorn: Fail. lol.

Con-artist: On his part or mine?

Judicorn: Both? :D

Con-artist: :)

Judicorn: .....

Con-artist: Um, so have u ever seen the original TMNT movies? I mean the ones where they're in giant turtle suits that look really fake?

Judicorn: Yeah.

Con-artist: They're better than the new ones.

Con-artist: Right?

Judicorn: Yeah. Definitely.

Con-artist: I like the humor more. The effects and the action is way cooler in the new ones, but I really like how the shredder's portrayed in the old ones. It's funny.

Con-artist: Right?

Con-artist: Who's ur favorite turtle?

Judicorn: Um, the one in blue.

Con-artist: U dont know their names?

Judicorn: Yeah I do.

Con-artist: Whats their names?

Con-artist: Its ok if u don't know. I mean Ninja turtles are probably lame now for ppl our age, I guess.

Judicorn: I don't see many movies like that. In my foster homes in the past, the tv's were always taken over by the other kids or their parents.

Con-artist: Oh. I'm sorry. Ur life sounds really hard.

Judicorn: It's fine. Really. I don't know why everyone feel so bad for foster kids. Our lives are good. We just get to see more places.

Con-artist: Stop. It's gotta be hard to move around all the time into strangers houses.

Judicorn: I'm fine with it. I've only had one bad experience in a foster home. Only one bad. But I don't wanna talk about it.

Con-artist: Oh crap! gotta go. My gf's mad I didn't text her.

Judicorn: Bye?