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Help or betrayal?

Con-artist: Hey....

Judicorn: Hey....

Con-artist: Howre you?

Judicorn: I'm good. You?

Con-artist: Good.

Judicorn: Gooddd.

Con-artist: I can't stop thinking about our date yesterday. Is it too sappy to bring it up right away or...?

Judicorn: It's not. I've been thinking about it too. It was really nice. Thanks again.

Con-artist: You're a great kisser.

Judicorn:  Liar. lol

Con-artist: No, I'm serious. Usually first kisses are awful, aren't they? But, we managed to make it epic. It was the most epic kiss in the universe.

Judicorn: Ok, now you're a delusional sap. ;)

Con-artist: Was I bad at it???

Judicorn: God no! You were actually more confident than I was.

Con-artist: Shut up. I was terrified I'd crash noses or bump heads with you.

Judicorn: Yeah, but you and Daria had to have kissed a few times, right?

Con-artist: That's the understatement of a centaury.

Jude: Oh, I see....

Con-artist: Wait! None of the kisses were nearly as epic as the one with you.

Judicorn: Uh huh.

Con-artist: I'm serious!

Judicorn: Hm, I think I'm more of a Remus.  You're definitely more James Potter.

Con-artist: Huh?

Judicorn: Don't tell me you've never read Harry Potter.

Con-artist: ......

Judicorn: That's definitely going on your summer reading list.

Con-artist: Since when did you gain the authority to make me read. :P

Judicorn: Since I became your boyfriend. :P

Con-artist: Fair enough. But, only 'cause you're hot.

Judicorn: .....am not.....

Con-artist: You can't deny it.

Judicorn: That's exactly what I'm doing, Sap. Or should I call you Padfoot....Or are you Prong's?

Con-artist: Huh?

Judicorn: Haaaaarrrrryyy Poooootttttteeeeerrr! ^.^

Con-artist: Ur just a big fat nerd, aren't you?

Judicorn: ^.^

Con-artist: So, I've got a question.

Judicorn: Yeah?

Con-artist: What happened with Daria?

Judicorn: Uh, what do you mean?