Con-artist: I haven't heard from you in a while. Are you ok?
Judicorn: Sorry. I've been busy.
Con-artist: Yeah? Well, Taylor said you talked to her.
Con-artist: Well? Are you gonna say anything?
Judicorn: Oh. Well, ok. Fine. I'm just....not sure where I stand on some things. Like....maybe I'm kind of....Idk
Con-artist: Please. Just tell me what's up.
Judicorn: Taylor keeps saying you like me. It's just confusing and it bothers me bc we've been over this.
Con-artist: What? Well, she's lying!
Judicorn: She just suspects it. Not anything more. Con, you're my friend. But, this is just texting.
Con-artist: Well, she's crazy. I don't like you.
Judicorn: Yeah. I know.
Con-artist: Then stop it!
Con-artist: because you're the last person I'd date!
Judicorn: Thanks. :P
Con-artist: I mean...do you like me?
Judicorn: NO! Geeze. I don't know you. We've been over this a thousand times!
Con-artist: Then stop bringing it up and accusing me.
Judicorn: I'm not.
Con-artist: I have to go. This is stupid. I'll talk to you when you stop being so annoying.
Judicorn: I'm sorry.
Judicorn: Hello?
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FanfictionJude accidentally texts a boy that he's never met before. They decide to keep talking because, well it's just texting, right?