ILY

Poke

Judicorn: Sorry for being grumpy this morning.

Con-artist: That was your idea of grumpy?

Judicorn: Yeah.

Con-artist: Well, my gf and I ditched class today. It was fun.

Judicorn: You sound like a bad influence on her.

Con-artist: Ha! It was her idea! :)

Judicorn: Oh. Well, just be careful. You don't wanna get in trouble.

Con-artist: Well, look at you, goodie two shoes!

Judicorn: No, I'm not.

Con-artist: Ever ditched class before?

Judicorn: My mom's would kill me.

Con-artist: and they'd find out how?

Judicorn: One of them is the principal.

Con-artist: Shit. Bad luck there. We have a really chill principal at my school. She helped me out when my dad was being really unfair. It was cool.

Judicorn: That's good. My mom's a good principal. She's just...well, my mom. I'd rather no get in trouble with her. I was adopted recently, but I'm still afraid that she'll give me back soemtimes if I mess up.

Con-artist: .....I'm sorry. I doubt she'd do that.

Judicorn: Thanks. I just wouldn't want to risk it.

Con-artist: Oh! My dad and I went fishing yesterday! We caught a massive catfish!

Judicorn: Cool. I've been fishing before. Only once. Never caught anything.

Con-artist: Well, you should ask to go one day. Catch a big one for me.
Judicorn: For you?

Con-artist: Yeah. Name it after me. lol.

Judicorn: Con-artist.

Con-artist: Yup.

Judicorn: Sure.

Con-artist: We're you being sarcastic with that sure?

Judicorn: Of course not.

Con-artist: Was that of course not sarcastic?

Judicorn: No.

Con-artist: We're going in circles here. :) So, what are ur friends like?

Judicorn: Honestly, I don't really have many friends. Any.....for that matter.

Con-artist: Did you ever talk to that guy in ur class?

Judicorn: No. I can't. I mean, he's said a few words to me and I him, but it doesn't go far. I don't wanna be that weird guy that gets on his nerves by talking to him too much. I wouldn't even know what to say.

Con-artist: I say, you should go to him and poke him on the forehead. That'd start a conversation.

Judicorn: You're crazy.

Con-artist: I know. lol. Just do it, tho.

Judicorn: I'll pass.

Con-artist: POKE him! Like on facebook!

Judicorn: Nope.

Con-artist: Darn.

Judicorn: Why do you care?

Con-artist: I dunno. I don't want you to be friend-less.

Judicorn: It's ok. I'm fine.

Con-artist: I'm your friend now, ok?

Judicorn: Ok...But, not out of pity.

Con-artist: Definitely not. Ur cool.

Judicorn: Thanks. Callie's calling me. I'll talk to you in a little while. Bye.