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its just a bunch of incorrect quotes i found on the internet :))))) 

Koharu: i'm cold-

Hikari:*hands jacket to Koharu*here!

Satoshi: i'm cold

Gou: well  damn i dont control the fricking weather 

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Koharu: Wow, Gou! You  cooked!

Satoshi: how'd you know it wasn't me ?

Koharu: there are only 3 people in this room and you'll still be my fifth guess.

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Serena: surprised to see me Gou?

Gou: considering i didn't say"bloody Mary" three times, yes.

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Gou: I'm worried about Satoshi. He's not answering my  calls or replying to my messages.

Koharu: He's probably just busy, im sure he's fine.

Gou: i also texted him asking whether he wants me to buy some scones for him  and he still didn't reply.

Koharu: well, he's dead what can you do.

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Satoshi: Koharu i have to tell you a secret.

Koharu: what is it ?

Satoshi: i like Gou.

Koharu:

Koharu: i thought you said it was a secret

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Satoshi: looks like the elevator broke down.

Koharu:

Satoshi:

Satoshi: want to listen to me sing " Gotta catch em' all" in 13 different languages?

Koharu:*clasping hands, whispering*PLEASE GOD, IF YOU LOVE ME-

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Gou: im attracted to Satoshi

Satoshi:*screaming* GOU I ACCIDENTALLY SET THE KITCHEN ON FIRE HELP-

Gou:but at what cost

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Gou: Koharu, keep an eye on Satoshi today. They're going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Koharu: Sure, i'd love to see Satoshi get punched.

Gou: try again

Koharu:*sighing* I will stop Satoshi from getting punched

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Satoshi: you love me , right, Gou?

Gou: Normally i'd say yes without hesitation, but i feel like this is going somewhere and i don't like it 

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