INCORRECT QUOTES PART 4 I LOVE THIS TOO MUCH-
Kenji: So, what are your abilities?
Satoshi: I am good at battling pokemon.
Gou: I'm good at catching pokemon.
Koharu: i"m good at making important life choices.
Kenji: That's not a -
Gou: No, trust me . she's the most important member.
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Satoshi: can a person die from eating too much food?
Gou: I don't like where this is going.
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Gou: Satoshi, what was that loud splatting sound? Wait, where's the Pokemon egg professor Sakuragi gave you?
Satoshi:
Gou:
Gou: OH YOU DID'NT-
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Gou: i am extremely responsible.
Koharu: you just set the oven on fire.
Gou: And i take full responsibility for that.
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Gou: Satoshi, that toy is for kids 2 years old and up.
Satoshi: And im part of that "up", right?
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Gou: *sneezes*
Koharu:
Gou: Seriously? Not even a bless you?
Koharu: You're sitting right next to me you're clearly blessed.
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Koharu: He confessed his love - and you thanked him?
Gou: I thanked him.
Koharu: -You- thanked.. Satoshi for confessing?
Gou: i thanked him.
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Officer Junsar: You are fined for trying to fit 3 people on a motorcycle
Tokio: Huh? Three?
Officer Junsar: Yes. You and-
Gou: oh my god Satoshi how did you not realize Koharu fell off-
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this is becoming a very unhealthy obsession
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Hayran Kurgusatogou mini stories/ oneshots :) and maybe some incorrect quotes no promises ( the pictures are not mine.credit to these amazing artists)