incorrect quotes part 2
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Gou :*tending to Satohi's wounds*How would you rate your pain?
Satoshi:Zero stars, would NOT recommend
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Satoshi: Crap, i promised Gou we wouldn't do anything stupid.
Koharu: WHY WOULD YOU LIE TO YOUR BOYFRIEND LIKE THAT???!!!
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Koharu: It seems like you like Pokemon battles alot , Satoshi.
Satoshi:Koharu, i like to eat, i like to kiss Gou when he sleeps, i like to play with Pikachu. I like alot of things. But this? This i love!
Koharu: That's nice.
Koharu:
Koharu:WAIT WHAT WAS THE SECOND ONE AGAIN-
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Satoshi: Hi Tokio! Whats up?
Tokio: i just realised im gay for Gou.
Satoshi: Oh, aren't we all?
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Koharu: Why are you on the floor?
Satoshi: i'm depressed
Satoshi: also i was stabbed , can you get Gou, please.
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Professer Cerise: Satoshi isn't answering his phone
Gou: I'll call.
Koharu: Dad and i have both tried 6 times each, what makes you thi-
Satoshi: *over Gou's phone* Hello?
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Satoshi: You have beautiful eyes, Gou.
Gou: Complementing me wont distract me from the fire, Satoshi.
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Gou : *consuming enough caffeine to kill 3 horses, crawling around the floor rapidly*WHERE ARE THE CHILDREN FOR ME TO FEAST UPON ?!???
Satoshi and Koharu:*Backing into the corner* whatthefukwhatthefukwhatthefukwhatthefukWHATTHEFUKWHATTHEFUKWHATTHEFUKWHATTHEFUKKKKK
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Tokio: Knowledge is knowing that tomato is a fruit
Satoshi: Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad
Gou: Philosophy is wondering whether that makes ketchup a smoothie
Koharu: Common sense is knowing that ketchup is not a fricking smoothie
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I know i have been making Gou like a brat - and i swear i'll try to change that🥲 . i'll be thinking whether i should take in requests, and i'll let you all know when i decide^^ I'll update more frequently from now on ^^
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Fanfictionsatogou mini stories/ oneshots :) and maybe some incorrect quotes no promises ( the pictures are not mine.credit to these amazing artists)
