Koharu: Hikari, tell them what you called sand yesterday.
Hikari: Heterosexual glitter.
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Gou: *Having and existential crisis*
Satoshi: Hey Gou, did you know i could stuff my fist in my mouth-
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Rei: Brother Gou? Are you in the closet?
Gou:*rolling out from the under the bed and pointing at his wedding ring * Rei I'm gay and married to Satoshi of course I came out of the closet years ago.
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Haruka: hi I'm Haruka and you are-
Koharu: Tired of this shit
Gou: gay
Satoshi: SUPERAWSOMESONICETOSEEYOUHARUKAHOWHAVEYOUBEENIMSOEXCITEDAREYOUWINNINGCOMPETITIONSDOYOUWANTTOHAVELUNCHWITHUSWEWEREGONNAGETSCONESLIKETHOSEAWSOEMSMELLINGTHINGYSLIMETHEYAREAMAZINGCOMEONLETSGOIMSOHUNGRYALSO-
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Koharu: I'm having salad for dinner.
Koharu:
Koharu: It's a vegetable salad.
Koharu:
Koharu:ok it's mostly filled with beans.
Koharu:
Koharu:ok it's all beans.
Koharu:
Koharu:coffee beans.
Koharu:
Koharu:it's coffee.
Koharu:I'm having coffee for dinner.
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Hikari :*texting Serena* Babe help I'm being kidnapped
Serena:*texting back*where are you?
Hikari:*texting rapidly* I'm with some strange person In a car send help please
Serena:*texting In worry* I'll call Koharu don't you worry.
Serena:*dialing Koharu's number*
Koharu:*picking up* yes honey?
Serena: Chérie, do you know where's Hikari? She texted me saying she's being kidnapped .
Koharu: Honey what do you mean? She's right next to-
Koharu:
Koharu:I'll call you back later.*hangs up*
Koharu: *turning to her side* THE NEW HAIRCUT ISNT THAT BAD !
Hikari:WHO ARE YOU?????
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Satoshi:
Koharu:
Satoshi: I miss Gou...
Koharu:
Iris:Yea I miss Gou too...
Koharu:
Satoshi: *tearing up* I miss Gou so ... much-
Koharu: *slamming her hands on the table* OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE - GUYS HE'S IN THE BATHROOM SHOWERING
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Hikari:*calling Gou* by the way you look absolutely stunning and beautiful today.
Gou: But you didn't see me today-?
Hikari: We'll Satoshi has and he's having a heart attack
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*at Satoshi and Gou's wedding*
Koharu: To Satoshi, my friend in law-
Koharu: you have released me.
Koharu:*pointing at Gou* that monster is yours now.
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I'm back~ and am not mentally ready for EOY exams...😰😰
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Fanfictionsatogou mini stories/ oneshots :) and maybe some incorrect quotes no promises ( the pictures are not mine.credit to these amazing artists)
