Roses Can't Heal My Everlasting Wounds

|"Dimaag Ki Batti Jala De!"|

continuing from the previous Part-

Sid and Monami walked back to the mess discussing about Meenakshi.
Sid - "Ye kis mitti ki bani hai?"
Monami - "Mitti ki bani hoti toh Down to earth hoti, papa ke paiso ki bani hogi, isliye khayalo me udti rehti hai"
Sid - "Sahi baat, waise toh hum hi kehte hai ki Rich hai toh Judge mat karo, but..."
Monami - "Lekin ye Original Spoilt Brat lagti hai. Zara iski history nikalna aaj Sid, uss hisaab se kal action lenge"
Sid - "Bro mujhe uss Hurting Machine ka Kaam pura karna, aaj ke liye enough kaam de diya usne, we need to set our room also"
Monami - "Superspeed Dhari Sid, Shaant Shaant Bhrate (Sanskrit of Brother), hum ye karm(Kaam/Work) kar lenge"
Sid - "Aapki anek Kripa (Meherbaani/ Mercy) hogi Devi" Sid said Dramatically joining his hands
Monu - "Kalyan Bhava" Dramatically raising her hand to give Ashirvaad
While doing so, she glanced towards her watch and was back to the Monami Mode which was known to all as the New Monami.
Monami - "Siddharthhhhhh jaldi chaliye sirf 1 minute baaki hai, Karan Sir gussa karenge"
Sid - "Bhaagiyeeeeee!!"
They ran to the Mess and were luckily in time.
The Mess was empty then. They happily glanced all around the mess,
drinking water.
Dilbagh Ji approached them
Dilbagh Ji- "Ye le Monami Puttar, tera mobile"
Monami - "Haanji, Thankyou Dilbagh Ji"
Sid - "Kya baat hai Dilbagh Ji, aapke chehre par aaj alag hi Khushi dikh rahi hai"
Dilbagh Ji- "Ha Puttar , aaj Monami Puttar ne mujhe mere parivaar se milwa diya....." Dilbagh Ji was about to Continue with the story how Monami reunited them when Sid said
Sid - "Tussi chinta mat karo Babaji, Harkamal sir ko dhoondne me Mera bhi haath hai"
Dilbagh Ji - "Tera bhi bohot bohot Danwaad Puttar"
Sid - "Aap Monami Ji ne jo bola usse Copy Paste kar lijiye, Aap ne mujhe Puttar bola aur phir Thankyou bhi?!"
Dilbagh Ji - "Ek doosre ki parchayi jaise ho tum log"
Monami - "Hum hi toh Parivaar hai ek doosre ke"
Before Dilbagh Ji could could say anything Karan came and Saw Monami exchanging mobiles with Dilbagh Ji
Karan - "Kya baat hai, ab apna mobile bhi samhal ke rakha nahi jata, lekin Army Officer ban gaye. Samhal ke rakhiyega phone, pata laga kisine hack kar liya, ameerzado ke saath kuch bhi ho sakta hai"
Sid gave a 'I am done with him, Ugh!' expression and then straightened his face for Karan not to load him with work again. He preferred drinking water silently to be the best, so he drank water.
Monami - "Sir Dilbagh Ji baat kar rahe the mere phone se, woh abhi Wahi return karke gaye" Monami said in a Semi-Furious tone
Karan - "Calm down Miss Mahajan, pehle aap paani pi lijiye"
Monami actually needed to keep her calm, atleast till the Dinner was over so she immediately caught hold of her bottle and started drinking water
While Sid and Monami were drinking water. Faizi and Sanju had also come in, Faizi sipping his coffee and Sanju trying to wear her watch.
Karan - "Shant ho jaiye 'Rani Sahiba' mai mazak kar raha tha"
Monami and Sid immediately spat out their water , coughing in the worst possible manner, gasping for breath. They were totally choked. The water went through Sid's mouth and came out of Sid's nose. Faizi was also sipping his coffee. It was too hot, it burnt his Tongue and he also spat out the coffee listening to Karan. The watch fell from Sanjana's Hand and she was Dumbstruck. The Laddle (Karchi/Serving Spoon) dropped from Dilbagh Ji's hand and into the Container of Daal, Plop! Koel was also just enterring the mess and had heard Karan. She collided with the Pole, Ting!!!! Koel stuck to that place like a statue.
Just then, Barkha and Param came in and saw the scenario
Karan was staring at all of them in Disbelief
Param - "Ye ho kya raha hai idhar?!?!"
All of them came out of their trance. Sid and Monami were yet Coughing badly, especially Sid. A Aloo had grown up on Koel's head, thanks to Karan and the Pole. Faizi was running around, asking Dilbagh Ji for Water. Sanju was rubbing her ears and eyes furiously. Dilbagh Ji was cleaning the table top as Daal had come flying out of its container, honourary contribution by the Laddle. Having received no response yet and having just seen a change in their actions, Barkha Said - "Arre huya kya?! Aise kyun bartav kar rahe ho?!"
Monami - "Ma'am, ~Coughs~ Karan Sir ~coughs~ keh rahe the ~continues coughing profusely~ "
Barkha - "Arre kya kaha?" She said picking up Sanju's Watch
Sid - "Sir ye ~Coughs badly~ "
Sanju - "Tu rehne de, hum batate hai. Pehlo hi jhatke me pani ko muh se ghusagar naak se nikalo hai. {Listening to this Param and Barkha stared at Sid as his face was all covered with water} Sirji keh rahe the ki ye Mazak kar rahe the"
Listening to this Sanju's watch dropped from Barkha's hands once again
Karan - "Arre Sanju ki watch ka Maryad rakhna hai kya?!"
Sid and Monami were drinking water again, thinking now it was safe. But they were wrong.
Param - "Arre keh raha tha, Usme kya huya?! Mazaak hi toh kar raha tha!"
This time, again, Sid and Monami spat out the water in shock and choked themselves. This time, In her case, water came out from Monami's Nose.
Siddharth was coughing badly, but said - " Monami tum please jald se jald MI Room me 2 beds ka arrange karwao Nursing Assistant ko bolke"
Monami - "Sure, we need it immediately"
Faizi - "Janab aur Mohtarma, aapko pata hai aap kya bol rahe hai?"
Karan - "Aur nahi toh kya?! Arre kya basin bana rakha hai mess ko?! Thookna hai toh Wash Basin ke thooko. Kya bana diya hai mess ka?!!"
Sid - "Sir shock me choke ho ja rahe hai. Ab kya marre bhi Time aur Venue dekh ke?
Sanju - "zabaan samhal liyo chirkut"
Sid's Patience was lost. He maintained distance, kept his language respectable, his voice a little high and Monami holding his hand. How much Monami pressed Sid's hand, affected his tone and Anger. Monami's strong Hand hold of Sid's wrist was the Regulator. Monami's Hand's Force Pressure were in five stages, 1,2,3,4 and 5. 5 means high pressure, least Gussa.
Sid - " Madam Ji subah se chup hoon, ab batana zaroori hai, Ek, Mera name hai, aur mujhe uss name se bulaya jaata hai. Mai aapko pehle bhi bata chuka hoon ki Aapke Hisaab se jin Habits aur Qualities hone par mai Chirkut Kehlane ko Qualify karta hoon woh sab khatam ho chuke hai. Chirkut Mar Gaya, Happy Go Lucky Sid G mar gaya aur bohot hi zyada specific apne logo ke liye Reserved hai. Ab sirf Siddharth Ganju bacha hai aur woh hi milega, that's it! Mai ab aapka Recruit nahi jo aap mujhe kuch bhi bulaye. Something called Mutual Respect Exists, jo aap aur Karan Sir mujhe aur Monami ko toh 1% bhi nahi dete.
Doosri Baat, Karan Sir ko maine kuch galat nahi bola hai. Hum jaante hai Param Sir kis types ke rahe the last 4 years se, aap nahi jaante. Jaise aap log acche se jaante hai ki Karan Sir kitne badle hai Param Sir ke jaane ke baad, waise hi mai aur Monami jaante hai. Agar Param sir ye capability rakhte hai ki Mujhe aur Monami ko individually Karan Sir se zyada Strict bana sake toh aap ye imagine kare ki woh kitna badle hai
Teesri Baat, Shock me choke ho hi sakte hai. Woh humari galti nahi hai. We would have seriously loved to die but not like this. *Now Monami's Handhold got stronger, Stage 5* Agar aapko abhi koi bataye ki The Happy-go-lucky Sid G which someday used to exist woh Suicide attempt kar chuka hai *Monami's Handhold reached level 6* *Faizi was drinking water and He Choked again listening to this* ~Sid looked at Faizi, signalled towards him and said~ toh aisa hota hai"
Karan - "Mind your Language Siddharth. Aap ek Senior Lady Officer se disrespectfully baat kar rahe hai. Aap dono kal 30 laps extra karenge apart from training. Uski Video Clip mujhe Table pe mil jaani chahiye, kab karenge that depends on you."
Sid - "Sir bohot respect de di, ab Reality dikhane ki zaroorat thi"
Param noticed that the Atmosphere was heating up. He immediately Commanded - "No more discussion. Miss Mahajan and Siddharth, out of the Mess, immediately"
Sid and Monami immediately marched out of the mess and stood outside. Sid Hit the wall and it left a bruise on Sid's hand.