|"Kaun hai woh?...|

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Sanju knocked on Param and Barkha's Room door and Barkha opened it.

Barkha - "Arre sanju, aa ja."
Sanju - "Appointment leke aaaye hongo madam, Aasha hai Kabab Me Haddi 2.0 Na bane hum" Sanju said Smiling
Barkha - "Hum abhi tharo Bhabhi hongo, Madam na. Aur Chinta mat, tere Param Sirji abhi tere uss Appointment lene ke baare me hi bol rahe the"
Sanju smiled and settled down on the Couch

Param - "Ha Bhai, Sanju, bata kya baat hai"
Sanju - "Ghuma Phira ke baat karno hume na aato hai sirji, Baat yo hai ki Karan Sirji bohot badal gayo hai sirji. Hume aiso lagto hai jaise unme kuch gayab sa hongo sirji. Apke Shaheedi Ke Nautanki ke baad na Sirji, Karan Sirji ek na shell me band se ho gaye the sirji. Na kisi se baat karte the, na haste the. Je sab me, upar se Sakshi ne Karan Sirji ka saath chod ke chalo gayo, Sirji ka sab par se vishwas uth gayo tho sirji. Phir je academy ko order aayo, aur je academy me Monami. Monami ke aan ke baad se sirji Karan Sirji ka ek alag layer so dikho sirji. Woh thoda khush hote the sirji, thoda dukhi. Unko samjhno Naamumkin tho sirji, siwaye Monami aur Faizi Sirji ke. Arre Faizi Sirji toh kitne baar 30 laps ka punishment bhugto hai sirji. Lekin phirse, Karan Sirji Monami pe gussa ho gayo. Humai toh samajh nahi aata je sirji insaan hongo ke fan ke regulator, pal bhar me apno mood change karto hai. Aur ek aur baat hongo sirji...."
Barkha : "Kya?"
Sanju inhaled deeply and said : "Sirji kal raat ko jo kuch bhi huyo woh humne dekh liyo"

Param and Barkha Astonished looked at each other, horrified

Flashback :

Param - "Barkha.....soch raha tha Baby ko ek Bhai ya behen de doon"
Barkha shot a look at Param listening to him and said " Aap kuch zyada hi besharam ho rakhe hai"
Param - "Kya yaar, apni biwi se baat bhi nahi kar sakta?"
Barkha - "Aap baat kaha kar rahe hai?🤨"
Param - "Toh kya kar raha hoon?"
Barkha - "Shudh bhasha me bole toh apne biwi ko chedd rahe hai"
Param - "Sahi kaha"
Saying so Param got up from the bed and back hugged Barkha
Barkha - "Kya kar rahe hai? Koi dekh lega"
Param - "Patni Devi, Darwaza locked hai aur Khidkiyan band, kaun kaha se dekhega?"
Barkha - "Pati Dev Ji, Mera Dewar jo hai na, woh alag level ka Atrangi pro max hai, woh kuch bhi kar sakta hai"
Param - "Toh woh kuch kare usse pehle hum hi kuch kar dete hai"

Barkha Blushed listening to this and was about to say something but a look at Param told her he was seeking permission from her. Barkha nodded signalling her permission and The duo was ABOUT TO Latch their lips together when Sanju and Karan knocked their doors. Barkha chuckled and whispered in Param's ears "Janaab humne kaha tha, aapka bhai atrangi hai. Aaj aapko kuch na milne wala"
Param shook his head at his wife and brother, both their antics and opened the door.

Flashback Ends

Barkha and Param look at each other. Barkha thinks 'Maine toh mazaak me kaha tha, kahi inhone sach me to nahi dekh liya?'
Param signalled Barkha to calm down and then said to Sanju "Kya dekh liya?"

Internally Param was also feeing kinda weird and embarrassed, though he doesn't know why, he was romancing his own wife. They are officially married with a Daughter!

Sanju - "Sirji kal raat ko actually Karan Sirji aur mai round pe niklo the. Tab Siddharth aur Monami ki baatein sab sunn lo tho sirji, aur phir woh aapke aur woh dono ke bich jo baatein huyi woh bhi sunn lo tho sirji....."

Param : "Ooo, Accha ye sunn liya tha.....Kya?!?!"
Param at the first part realized ki they hadn't heard about anything from Param and Barkha's Room last night but the next second realisation hit them that every single word of Simi's last night breakdown session was heard by them!
Sanju kept her head hung low meanwhile and said "Ji Sirji....."
Param drank some water and said - "Accha thik hai, aage bol"

Sanju - "Ji Sirji. Sirji humao pata hai ke Sid humse pyaar na karto hai." Sanju said lost somewhere, in her own world

Param - "Sanju?"
Sanju came back from her own world and said - "Hun, ha?"
Param could sense some kind of inner turmoil going on inside Sanju.
He said - "Aur kya kya suna?"
Sanju - "Sab kuch sirji, sab kuch. Je Monami ko jo kasht huyo karan sirji aur humae baate sunke, humne Jo kaho, ke unko kisike emotions ke kadr na hongo, uspe unka reaction, sab kuch. Aap je samjhke rakho sirji ke unke boxing band karon se lekar woh aapse takra ke Jaan tak sab kuch dekho hai"
Param was out of words that how will he tell Simi ki aisa aisa kaand huya hai

Param - "Dekh Sanju, pehle unhone Jo mujhse gussa hokar baat Kiya, unko haq hai mujhse waise baat karne ka, woh mere bhai behen jaise hai, aur ek bhai ko apne bhai par gussa hone ka pura haq hai"

Sanju - "Sirji je baat hum samajhte hai, lekin je baat ke Karan Sirji samjhenege? Aapko pato hai sirji, aaj, Sakshi aur Monami kaand ke baad aaj unhe Monami ke saamne haste dekho sirji. Lekin phir unhe kal raat ke baat ke yaad aa gayo sirji, aur achanak se Mogambo Shergill ban gaye sirji"

Param - "Woh toh mai dekhta hoon usse. Lekin ye bata Sanju, Ye Sakshi hai kaun?!?!!"

Barkha was drinking tea and she immediately spat it out listening to Param and Sanju Blankly stared at Param

Barkha - "Aap ko Sakshi kaun hai ye nahi pata?!?!"
Sanju - "Sirji doosre gole me ji rahe hongo ke??"

Faizi had also come to discuss about Karan with Param, and standing at the door he also reacted - "Bhaiyaa!!! Apko Sakshi kaun thi ye nahi pata?!?!"

The three, Faizi, Sanju and Barkha had legit stopped breathing for a second.
Param : "Mhm! Barkha, dekho kya kiya, abhi kaun pochega isse?"
Barkha : "Arre usse toh mai poch dungi pehle aap mujhe ye bataiye, aapko Sakshi kaun hai ye nahi pata?!?!"
Param - "Arre Nahi Pata Behen! Nahi Pata!"
Faizi - "Bhaiya! Ye aapki behen hai? Arre phir Baby ko kiske saath paida kiya?!"
Barkha pulled Faizi's ear hard and said - "Dimaag ka istemaal karke baat Kiya kar. Ullu!"
Faizi - "Bhabhi Choddddoooo!!!!!"
Param - "Kisse?"
Faizi said in a crying tone - "Mere kaan ko😭. Please choddo na bhabhijaan"
Barkha left Faizi's ear and Param had quickly cleaned the Tea-Spit Mess created by Barkha, thanks to Param's shocker.
Sanju shouted on the top of her voice - "Chup sabke Sab Jhinguro!!"
Faizi, Param and Barkha Shot a Look at Sanju
Sanju noticed this and smiled embarrased and said - "Uh, Hehe, Sirji, woh..uh...woh sirji ke hogo na hume aadat si ho gayo hai cadets ko aiso hi chup karato hai......."

Faizi shook his head at Sanju's antics
Param - "Ha Ha thik hai, ab batao Sakshi Kaun????"
Sanju - "Sirji, Sakshi, Sakshi Malhotra!"
Param - "Arre Sakshi Dhimkatra, Phimkatra, Hanuman ka Patra, jobhi hai, hai kaun wo???!!"
Barkha Stared at Param in Disbelief
Faizi Stopped Breathing
Sanju was searching for words to speak

Dekhiye, I am dil se sorry for not updating for so long, nor even I forming you guys. Kere Paas more than 200 Notifications pade hai Wattpad par. Maine ye 12 Dec ko likha tha wo hi Post kar rahi hoon. Mere Exams the and During Exams mera Mobile Radd kar liya gaya tha. I haven't touched it since 25th December.
I knoe it was really Irresponsible to go off like this aur isliye mujhe Ande, Jutti, Tamatar, Patthar jo phek ke maarna hai, Mariye, I will accept that.
Dil se Kshama-prarthi hoon, iss sab ke liye.
Namaste

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