taxidermy Tiffany

in something I hate (extra 1 part 3)

"laughing jack and Tiffany sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g. First comes love, then comes married, then comes a-"
I cut Nina off by saying
"Tragic fight leading to the husband leaving the wife, she gets sad, the wife got the rope and huge herself"
Nina,clock,and Jane stared at me
"Were you married before?..."
Jane asked
"No, that's what that's what will happen if I ever fell in love"
"You ruined my singing >:("
Nina said crossing her arms pouting
"You can tell us anything, girls to girls"
Clock work said trying to calm me
"No"
I said, as goopy face walks in
"Nina slender- whooa ok, what going on"
Nina walks to goopy face and walks out
"Trying to help tax tif with her problems, it's fine. You girls go continue with out me"
Welp only Jane and tik tok over here
"Come on Tiff, you are fooling us. We've been and are in love with someone, we can tell the signs"
Clockwork spoke trying to make me speak.
"You may not be able to physically blush, but you can on the inside. So just tell us the truth"
Jane says
"Is he around?...."
The girls look around and outside the door
"Nope"
They said at the same time
"Lj...."
"We knew it"
Jane said hands on her hips
"Girl, what the hell. You say you hate Romantic love but you're in love"
Ms.tik tok said
"In something I hate"
I look like I'm going to cry but I can't
"Shit, sorry Tiff... Didn't mean to make you wanna cry"
Clock work said as she put her hand on my shoulder.
"You really like the pillow he laid on huh?"
I nod to Jane's question
"Can you feel a blush?*
I nod a yes to clock work
"I can feel warmth. Lj pinned me to a wall to see if I'd blush. I did, he just couldn't see it ...but I could feel it"
I point to my face
"Like right now, thinking of him..."
Out of no where lj popped in
"What's going on? Thought you wanted to be alone, why y'all talking about love when Tiffy doesn't do love"
Lj says now suspicious of me
"Uuuh, we were uuuh trying to tell her how wonderful love is"
Nina popped her head in the room from no where
"Really? Because I heard my name multiple times "
I blushed but kept a straight face put on my sass
"Ms. Blank face, little clock work, and that fan girl Nina kept telling me to ask you out"
I say trying to get the other to take the hint
"...oh! Yes yes, we just thought you two make a cute couple"
I look up at lj he was turned away from us
"Love is something only the weak feel, right Tiffy"
I felt myself blush but I nodded with a proud and agreeing face
"Hey Jane's not weak, we've been dating for a year and she's beaten my ass multiple times"
I see Jane pull out her knife annoyed
"Not now babe, now leave before I get Jill to put you on a spinning target"
That seemed to get him to walk away and Toby walked in
"We talking about strength, I can tell you clock work is hella strong"
Toby said with a "ùwú" face
"Yeah Nina ain't that weak eaither"
Goopy face said sticking his head in the room
"You two aren't even a thing"
Everyone in the room said, as goopy face sniffed :')
"I'm strong too"
a girl spoke who looks like lj appears
"Who the hell are you ō-ō"
The girl giggles at my question
"Laughing jill, lj's girlfriend"(I ship laughing jilk mk, but I'm just doing whatever here"
"We aren't a thing Jill"
I sigh in relief when he said that, but when I sighed everyone looked at me
"PFFT, HAHAHA SHE'S JEALOUS!"
toby laughed mocking me
"And imma turn you into a taxidermy"
When I said that he scattered out of the room
Then lj gave me a look,
"Jill this means nothing, I just need to test something"
Lj says before kissing Jill on the check and booping her on the nose.
I felt myself grit my teeth and pull out my skinning knife
"...."
He looked at me dumbfounded at how I was acting
"You're a pretty one~...hehe, you'll be harder to doll up and I might have to make the blue darker. But I'll figure it out"
I say craze in my eyes
"TIFFANY, CALM DOWN. IT WAS JUST A TEST, WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE THIS?"
I stare at him and then turn away.
"She likes you"
I hear Toby say as he walks by.
I see lj look at my confused,hurt,angered, and worst of all disgust.
"I-i-i...."
Lj just put his finger under my chin to see how I act.
How I acted was putting my knife down a picking up my breath
"You do..."
I look like I'm trying to cry because I need to cry....but I can't
"Listen laughing jack I just, hmmm... I hate this as much as you do but you gotta understand that....this is the first time I've been ugh in love. You can leave, I'll take the bear cub if you don't-"
I get cut off by a light, very light peck on the lips.
I look up to see who did that, and...lj
"Why did you-"
"Just to cheer you up, it meant nothing"
I see him look up and then back at me with everyone else.
"Ok everyone get out, it's time for bed"

Shit-