taxidermy Tiffany

why is this my life? (extra 11)

Tiffany pov:

"♪I was a girl in a neighborhood doing alright
Till I became a killer over night
Now I've l lost my mind
So much to do and see
Up in a mansion with a bunch of monstrosities
In group of people who are blood thirsty
A whole hell is coming for me
So ashamed to be
Tiffany the worst
I'm finding out what motherhood is all about
Tiffany the worst
Making people into decorative objects everyday

Tiffany
I never get alone time
Tiffany.
I'm gonna show them that I'm
Tiffany the worst♪"

My daughter sings mocking me
"I made you!"
I say offended
"You also taxidermied me"
I hear Alex and Haley snort
"Why is this my life"
I ask in an annoyed tone
"You chose to stay, you could have left a long time ago. You can still leave now"
Jane points out
"Mom! Now she's gonna leave and take violet"
Alex said clinging onto violet
"You're bound to break up again"
Jeff said in a "idgaf" voice
"JEFF"
everyone other than Jeff yelled
"I might consider"
I said smugly
I see my daughter violet cling onto Alex
"Don't you fucking dare"
They both said
Then they laughed a little
Giving each other a peck on the lips
"Get.a.room"
Victoria said
"You're the one who's always smaking Haley's ass"
My daughter said with sass
"At least we do it in our bedroom"
Haley said in a sassy whisper
"H-h-HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT"
My daughter said clearly red on the inside
"Wait what- I- I was trying to be funny"
Haley said
Alex picked up my daughter and went upstairs and sat on the couch at the end of the wall.
"Wh-what just happened"
I ask questionly
"We have no idea"
Nina said coming out of the kitchen with a cup of tea for Haley
"Thanks mommy"
Haley said in sweet whisper
"You're welcome"
Nina said with smile
"Speak up for once"
Toby said
"You're lucky I don't have my bat on my at this moment....."
Haley said in a threatening whisper
"A bat?, HA! What is an animal gonna do?!"
Toby said before being smacked up top the head by clock work
"She's talking about the bat you use in baseball, or in her case, bashing people's heads open"
Victoria said
"The fact you're even alive surprises me"
I see everyone trying to hold in laughter from my comment
"What do you mean?"
Toby asked
"You're a dumbass, the fact you put your 4 braincells together to understand how to get someone pregnant is beyond me"
He then smacked me which lead to lj grabbing him, putting him on a stool in the corner with a dunce hat
"Time out"
He said dusting off his hands
"I sware my dad is more childish than a child"
Victoria said
Which lead to her mother bursting out in laughter
"Rude"
Toby grumbled
"It's true"
Ljill pointed out
"I'm not that dumb"
Tony said with an angry pout
"You tried to give our daughter an axe when she was little and almost got your foot chopped off, I'd say that's pretty dumb"
Clock work said her hand on her hip

Why am I even staying here