Two ships arrived to the planet and out of curiosity Frieza went to observe the event. When he arrived to the no man's land, he could see his last remaining Saiyans about to fight some low level scum. With Frieza's arrival so arrived Piccolo, the green Namekian and a little boy holding to his leg. The emperor laughed loud and evily, almost melodramaticaly. He would fit very nicely amoung thr people on the planet if wasn't for that monkey tail. The big strong looking mentor for Vegeta looked quite as shocked. He spoke first, seeing the shock on Vegeta, the shorter human looking alien.
"Prince. I see that you went rogue." Vegeta flinched and vowed.
"I am sorry Lord Frieza. I didn't mean to. We were here to exact revenge on our comrade Raditz." Frieza didn't look amused and rip off the cloak off him. His cover was blown after all. He answered.
"I came to see the wonders of this mud ball and I was feeling generous enough to see if I was wrong. Whatever you do, don't blow up the planet." The leader smiled cruelly. "Yet."
Pickchu groaned from behind the emperor, making him flinch.
"Breaking stuff is easy. Building is hard. Just take over and have lots of cool stuff, Lord Frieza!" Somehow the monotone bunny managed to sound cheery and sweet. Vegeta blinked and attempted to look over the ruler's shoulder. He asked.
"What was that?" Frieza wanted to answer but Pickchu respinded instead.
"I am Pickchu! Nice to meet you. We were having fun so please let us go have fun somewhere else." The short Frieza Force member smiled a cruel smile.
"Oh, little girl. You didn't know? Killing is fun." Frieza turned to look over his shoulder just in time to see Pickchu mutter to himself.
"That's so hot"
The mere comment angered Frieza who shot the big and buff tall guy... that worked for him. He pretended anyways that was his intention all along. He spoke.
"Go back to base, Vegeta. Don't make me repeat myself." After that he huffed and turned around and started flying back to civilization. Everyone from earth was stunned and frozen in place, flinching here and there but overall frozen.
They still fought.
Soon the sun was setting and Pickchu made a guitar. He was tuning it while moving slowly a leg back and forth on the ledge of the building they both were sitting. Pickchu started playing the guitar for Frieza as the leader remained silent while looking at the sunset. Not many thoughts plagued the cruel man's head but a couple questions.
"So..." He started while the bunny played. "Are you evil?" Pickchu shrugged. Such a rude response would normally get someone blasted but Pickchu was inmune. He continued. "Then why do you like bad people."
"Well, for starters, good guys are predictable. They fall for traps because they are too simple minded. A few here and there are really smart but they are only fun to mess with." Pickchu rised his eyes to look at Frieza's profile. "What are you? Good or evil?"
Frieza chuckled. "As if I was a simple as that. I am me and that's enough." He got up and continued with his speech. Pickchu stopped playing. "I do what I want, when I want it. Nobody can stop me and nobody ever will!" Pickchu chuckled and answered.
"That's what I love from people like you. I know you have everything but," he looked at Frieza, who was looking back at Pickchu. Half their faces in shadows. His shadow covered eye shined in the dark despite the calm he was emiting. "Can I be yours?"
Such forwarness, such confidence. Less than a day and this little pest made such an impact. Frieza scoffed and turned around, crossing his arms. His tail picked up Pickchu and while he dropped his guitar, the emperor pulled him up so they were face to face. Pickchu gently kissed the lizard on the lips, and Frieza instead tossed him away, almost dropping him off the the building. Frieza glared at the rabbit.
"Don't surprise attack me like that." Pickchu laughed and brushed his hair with his fingers, still wearing his shirt full of blast burns and holes. It dripped and one of his shoulders got exposed as he sat up. Pickchu fluttered his long eyelashes and talked.
"Of course. Next time you will kiss me, m'lord."
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Dimension Hopping
FanfictionA couple of short creatures visit different places while looking for a new home. Eventually becomes a Dragon Ball fanfic