Dimension Hopping

Warning

“Dad, this obsession with this guy doesn't seem healthy.” Said Beth while Rick, Summer, Jerry and a robot version of Morty were having breakfast. “It is like you captured a wild animal and force it into being something you want.”

Rick lifted his fork and pointed it to his daughter as he talked. “I didn't see you complaining about the race horses you heal at your clinic.” Beth rolled her eyes.

“I know but they don't talk and also people don't try to rape them.” Summer commented in a smug tone.

“That you know of.” Rick was almost finish with his breakfast. He poked at a sausage as Beth spoke again.

“No, Summer. They are not. I would see the signs.” She changed from looking unamused towards her daughter to pleading to her dad. “Look, dad. The guy was married. Would you have liked some aliens kidnapping mom, when you two were married, and then them to force themselves onto her?” Rick got up and pointed at her as he spoke in an angry tone.

“I am not forcing myself on the guy. I am just keeping him captive here, in this locked down house,” He gestured to the fortified window. “So he would finally let me smash.” Summer commented again in a smug tone.

“Oh, yeah. It is absolutely up to him to let you fuck him in the ass.” Rick responded as he walked away from the table.

“Cloaca and it is the only thing I didn't smash in my bucket list.” He sounded annoyed. Sumer responded to that with curiosity.

“Can't you just clone the guy?” Rick turned and crossed his arms.

“I would but the guy is under interdimensional copyright, Summer. Do you think coming to live here was for me to alert interdimensional Disney lawyers?” Summer went back to eating her food.

“Yeesh, I didn't know.”

“That's right, you didn't know. You don't know shit, Summer s—so you better stay away from this.” Beth looked a bit worried and rubbed her hands together as she asked.

“Can't you torture this poor animal man outside our home?” Rick smirked.

“Oh, so you really don't care about animals, only not to see them suffer?” Beth slammed her fist onto the table.

“See dad? This is why it is so hard to talk to you. Everything is a competition. You always want to have the last word.” Rick ended the conversation as he entered the garage by saying some last words.

“No, I don't.” He closed the door just in time to see nothing. The usual place where the bunny sat and starved himself was empty. Rick pulled up his watch and started clicking on buttons and an hologram of what a camera would have caught of the corner he was pointing the watch at would have recorded. It showed a blue, not green, portal opening and a white hand with black nails taking the bunny and pulling him through the portal. Rick narrowed his eyes and looked into the corner. He muttered. “So… you can make reality through predictions.”

Back in Bulma's lab, there were a husband and a wife hugging each other. Pickchu looked up at Cell through teary eye. He exclaimed.

“I never lost hope! I missed you so badly!” The bunny cupped the handsome face of the lab experiment that was her husband and kissed him on the lips. Bulma sighed with relief and brushed her bangs backwards with her then ungloved left hand. She was dirty and sweaty but looked happy. Pickchu turned to look at Bulma.

“Did you do all this in a week?!” he pointed at the metal ring where he came though. Bulma laughed.

“Did it in a day. The other 6 days was to calibrate it and make it safe for living things.” Pickchu gasped.

“How did you do it?” Both Bulma and Cell looked behind Pickchu and the bunny followed the line of sight to Rick's grandson. He looked just as happy.

“Are you ready to go home, kid?” Morty rubbed his arm nervously. He was looking down. “You can stay with us if you want. The door is open at any time for you to go home.” The kid smiled brightly and looked at the scientist.

“I don't want to bother you, guys.” Pickchu narrowed his eyes. He got up from the bug man's lap.

“He replaced you. He made a robot of you. He had it saved for that moment. Never go back. If I were you, I would stay here until the Dimensional Merge.” A silence fell in the room. Pickchu looked at Bulma and stared in between her eyes. “You know now that other dimensions are real. They are all going to merge into one, destroying all realities to make them merge into one. My old dimension got consumed and merged into some city.” Pickchu smiled nicely while Bulma looked at Cell. It seemed that only she had been told about the Merge, from what she could see from Cell's confused stare. Pickchu finished. “I would be careful not to break this new toy of yours. I would make sure to keep it in a safe place.” Morty swallowed audibly and commented.

“Ah, Jeesh.”