rant.

periods

hey guys

if you didn't guess from the title, this rant is on the lovely topic of periods. before i begin i would just like to say if you aren't mature enough to handle talking about it, please leave because i don't wanna deal with your shit. but i don't exactly see how you can be immature bc it's literally blood and vaginas and tbh if you find that gross or funny or awkward you aren't really mature enough to talk about it so bye. 

but onto the rant:

i'm kinda annoyed because i discovered mother nature left me a present today. on the easter holidays too..wtf? i had so many plans (you can hear the sarcasm) and now all i can do is crave chocolate and stuff so yeah..i'm not happy.

but anyway, i swear to god this is the worst because it was such a surprise and im really pissed off about it. if you haven't had a period or if you just wanna relate, here are just a couple reasons you should hate periods:

1) cramps

cramps are literally the worst. it feels like there's an animal clawing the inside of your stomach and any position kills. and then, when you're finally comfortable, something will happen, like you get thirsty or need to pee so you have to move. they hurt so much i can't even explain, it's worse than being hit really hard in the stomach. 

plus, we are expected to continue on with our day like our internal organs aren't being ripped apart. you know, it's casual. 

2) blood

THERE'S SO MUCH BLOOD OH MY GOD. IF YOU DON'T LIKE BLOOD, I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU BC IT'S LIKE THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE FOR 5 DAYS

3) the emotions

so pms, you've probably heard of it but if not, pms is a bitch bc it makes you all emotional and i cried because i dropped a pen earlier and it freaking sucks man. one minute you're crying your eyes out and the next you wanna frickle frackle with that cute guy from tesco

4) the cravings

 you'll need a lot of chocolate or sweets or ice cream bc you never know when you want it okay just trust me on this.

this shit is the worst and im in pain and i wanna kiss the hair off of michael clifford (yup im a michael girl now)

i cri