Cautionary Tales for Young Girls

One Woman Army

Kami loved guns. She was so good at violence, she could compete in it for her country.
She had read in a book of world records that one of the most evil people in the world was Adolf Hitler, who had started WW2.
Propelled by the idea that she too could earn a place in the Book of World Records, Kami set out to smash her rival's efforts. She was determined to start WW3.
A child after my own heart!
She started by killing her own parents with knives.
To say that this was an unexpected turn of events would be an understatement. Kami had intended to kill her parents and turn herself into an orphan.
Then she trapped her brother in a school, and set the school on fire.
When asked about what happened to everyone in that school, Kami had said:
"Who's to say that they survived?"
They hadn't.
After that fire, Kami said: "This violence is how my life will go in the future."
At age 13, Kami had become a full blown criminal.
She had earned her spot in any discussion about criminals who were at large.
But what she feared the most is getting caught.
This is the story of that day.
One day, the police released a statement which said:
"Kami is undeniably one of the most evil, if not the most dangerous, criminals in the world.
Her crimes include murder, mutilation, animal cruelty, violence, kidnapping, setting off bombs, and Arson. She is as bad as a medieval midden. We should soon do something with her."
The police formed a meeting with the Prime Minister, asking what would be the best way to deal with this rotten kid.
"Kami is our biggest foe," said the Police Chief. "'There is not a prison in this land that can hold the 13 year old terror. She'll just use dynamite to blow up the walls and then she'll be at large. So what can we do with her?"
The Prime Minister thought for a moment. Then he spoke: "This punishment was hard to think about, but I finally found something I'm quite proud of."
"What?" asked the Police Chief.
"A hole." said the Prime Minister.
"Why?" asked The Police Chief.
"We put the beast in a hole in the ground!" declared the Prime Minister.
'But how will that save us?' persisted the Police Chief.
"We can put a sheet on top, and hope that a heavy rock will fall on her, crushing the little horror to death. Or she can just starve to death of course,'' the Prime Minister explained.
So that was the plan. The Prime Minister was hoping that the hole would kill Kami before she killed everyone else, but the truth was that the Prime Minister knew NOTHING about holes.
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So a hole it was. A 12 foot hole was dug, and Kami was deposited into it. Then they put a white sheet on it.
55 minutes later, the Prime Minister was just having a cup of tea when a familiar foe appeared.
"Kami!" asked the Prime Minister. "You're alive?!"
"Yes," said Kami. "Did you really think I was condemned to live my life alone, in dark places?"
"Yes!" said the Prime Minister. "The hole was 12 foot deep!"
"Unfortunately for you, I practiced climbing with drain pipes when I was robbing houses." said Kami.
"No!" shouted the Prime Minister.
"Yes," said Kami.  "And once I get your son..."
"What?" asked the Prime Minister.
"He will meet the same fate as you." said Kami. She then got a gun. She then pulled the trigger.
What was left of the Prime Minister's head was a smoking, burning black stump.
"Kami's coming!" declared Kami as blood dripped all the way down her outfit.
"I won't die, ever!"
So it definitely came as a surprise when she did.
A year later, Kami was now fourteen. One day, she became sad, all her years of crime catching up to get.
"I want my parents!" she moaned. But she had killed them.
"So I'll join them!" she said.
So she took a knife.
Here we go!
Kami dug the knife into her chest, and took out most of her organs.
Then he poured gasoline all over herself, and set a match to herself.
The fire spread, and the flames sounded so well that not a single one of Kami's sobs escaped.