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The Duck the Chair the Robot the Prongies and the Galaxy

Once upon a time, there was a duck and a chair.The Duck and the chair didn't like each other very much. One day though, they came to an agreement that Pringles suck and Prongles were supiriour. This did not end their rivalry but it did make an agreement. After that, they decided to sue the company together, and succeded, causing them to be rich. The Duck now is the CEO of Prongies, and the chair is now an industrial house hardware, in addition to being a vice president of a weird and totally-not-a-cult nation.One day, in order to trap the chair, the duck came up with a plan. She was going to send the chair off to fend for herself in space with nothing, muahaha it was a great plan indeed.And so, she used the money she gained from from CEO into making a rocket to lauch the chair to Mars. The builder, a robot, said it would probably be completed in a year or a few more years, but the Duck did not want to wait that long so she bribed the robot to fasten it up a bit, which somehow works even though it physically should be impossible, and so the rocket was completed in a monthAfter finishing the rocket, it was time to do her friendly rival elimination scheme. And so, she texted the Chair with an evil laugh.

Yo Rachair I made you this cool and totally not sus rocket to send you over to Mars so you can start an industrial revolutuoiofs or somthing like that idk, you up? literally hahaAnd the chair was like

Pog lol

And with this, her evil plan had worked, the chair had agreed to be travelled to Mars the chocolate bars. She took the hair to the rocket and blasted her off to space alongside some of her subordinates which consisted of this dolly girl and a pitter patter on a platter, alongside other people she did not ercogniz4. She just smiled and waved while they got on the magic ship, not mentioning the fact that it was out of fuel.

The rocket still somehow blasts itself to Marse using RCC Logic.Wait that's illegal the duck thought to herself with a :O on her face oh wait it's not this is a crack fic anyways lol haha screw logic, bai rachairMeanwhile back with the chair.

She first commits mass genocide on the poor martians in the area, but then adopts this one shaped like the number two, in dismay of the pitter patter and the doll foll girl. And then using the power of the loud no. two, they were able to make the remaining martians surrender and give up, before turning all of thems into ducks for safety measures. They then establish government and set up industry and then make a lot of factories. This in turn causes them to gain stonks, but soon enough they run out of materials to build facories.So the chair then tells the Pitter Patter to fly over to earth and take a chunk of it to Mars so they can use it, and Pitter Patter goes and does that, ripping like an entire area of mountain out of the earth and then yeeting it over to Mars. After that the chair also tells the tall doll girl to fetch some stars from the Mars sky to use as an infinite source of power, and tall doll girl does just that. They now have infinite powered factories. Poggers.This sure is going well. the chair thought to herself. Not enough though, I need more power.And it was then she decided to take over the universe.This was a task she could not do alone though, and so she reached out back to earth and reconnected to the Duck.

Eyyy Duck wassup. She greetedHOW ARE YOU ALIVE AND HOW DID YOU GET IN MY OFFICE. The duck asked calmly.Unimportant details. The chair sat on the chair infront of the Duck's desk. So do you wanna like start a monopoly on prongles and help me take over the entire universe?Ok sure lol haha where's the /jI'm serious hereOh

And so they started a partnership. The duck sent them prongles to use as a very powerful power source and in turn the chair makes hundreds of prongies factories to create more prongies.They become an insanely op duo, the chair being an unmovable object and the duck being the unstoppable force. They started buying planet after planet, and eventually reached planet pluto which they adopted and claimed as their own child, thanos snapping everyone who dares say it's not a planet out of existence because it is a planet there's no room for arguement shut up.But then, they landed on this weird planet. The inhabitants are all blue and they all seem like clones of existing pople. Then there was this Eclair who kidnpaped the chair, but then the Duck successflly got chair back with the help of this detective who seemed to have already landed on the planet a few days prior to examine the inverties. They conquer the planet but then Chair makes a dwal with the Eclair and so the Eclair, along with the ice queen and the darkness overlordess, get a fifth of the DARPS's current property in exchanhge for ultimate power; Arson without the Arson and then add a D, E, S, T, R, U, C, T, I, O, and an N. Darknewss overlord also told them how to possess people, whicvh the DARPS capitalist duo found very useful.After that brief satop, DARPS and Co. continued on their mission of conquerin- *ahem*, establishing proper order in the entire universe. The next few planets didn't give any resistance, as they only needed to use the supreme power of the prongies to bribe the people into giving in. Things were going well, they traveled and taked over at such a high speed that it could honestly qualify for a universe takeover any%, maybe even the WR. They came ang went so fast that some poelpe thought the Flash was real and creating an army of progiles to conquer the galaxy.And then, before they knew, it they were at the end of the galaxy, their power reach over the stars as their flags waved in the unexistent wind in space. But then, a new challager appeared.Suddenly, emerging from the darkness, was the Galaxy, the creator, the overlord, the ruler.The Duck and the Chair both had a :O on their faces as the Galaxy turned to them.

Hello there, Hoomans from the planet earth. The Galaxy started, the stars glowing as they spoke in an unreadable tone of voice.Gasp Chair :O'ed so the legend of the stars was trueHaha the what nowSo you've heard about the legends of the stars? The Galaxy paid no mind to the Duck, and spoke to the ChairYes, indeed, of course the Chair suddenly took ut a scroll from thin air and started reading it out

Long ago there was a galaxyThe Galaxy created a galaxyand The Galaxy just stood there For millions of light yearsUntil the first sight of stupityThat was on earthThe shear stupidityCaused the Galaxy to lay arestFor dozens of light yearsuntil something wakes them upAnd thenIt will fight the challangersAnd go back to sleepSince it did not want to deal with life

Oh yeah that forgot I wrote all of that lol The Galaxy lol'ed yeah I'm not gonna bothering fighting you that'd be a waste of timeSo you'll just let us monopolize the entire universe Duck askedYe ye sure but you need to do something first?Make a wish

Oh, umThe duck and the chair looked at each other.

WhAt Do wE wIsh FoR??? The chair whisper-yelled as if the Galaxy wasn't thereI dON'T kNow YoU DiDn'T eVeN TeLL Me ABOUt tHis the Duck whisper-yelled backUh the Galaxy interrupted so you two didn't plan for this????? What are you doing here then?????What do you mean of course we planned this haha The chair quickly said in a sus tone. anyways- I have the wish, I have the wishYou do???? Duck asked, confused, but chair ignored herAnYways- as you seen, we've conquered most of the universe. So like, we're technically the queens of this eniter space lol. Chair said. And so we would like to recognized as the new rulers of the galaxy.yea. what she said.Oh um The Galaxy blinked, the eyes atching the rythem of the glowing suns. I can't really do thatwhy thoCaues I'm the ruler- er, guardian of the Galaxy. She explained So like if you wanted to be the new ruler you would have to kill meWelp Chair turned to Duck that sounds good enoughThe Galaxy stopped for a second Wait wha

It felt sudden, like the feeling of getting murdered on a saturday afternoon after getting invited to some weird cult that keeps on either chanting the word E, anti E, soft G, or the lertter y. Except this time there was no cult or letters, it wasn't saturday, it wasn't even afternoon, there was no chanting, and even the murder part was debatable.A beam of pronngles suddenly appeared from one of the conquered planets, and aimed at LAxy with a speed of light years. The power of the ruler of the Galaxy may be superiour, but the power of Prongles is eternal. This was going to be such a ferousious battle, the god of all vs the power of prongies. It all matters here, it's the moment of triuth.The Laxy just movedher head to the the side, and dodged it without effort.

You tried to kill meDuhYeah lolyou shall be thanos snappedWait w-Suddenly though, light flahsed, and the Chair and the Duck's lives flashed before their very eyes

But then, prongles.

As the two withered away, it suddently stopped as an army of prongies, yes, alive prongies, appeared out of thin air. They were saved by the power of prongiesensues a battle that I'm too lazy to write about lma

Anwyays Duck and Chair loses but then Pluto appears and wrecks havoc, killing everyone in the area. THe end

JK but everyone still died nd Pluto became the next universe guardian.Duck and Chel were revived and are nw questioning their life desicions.Galaxy not foundthe detective is trying to find out what the meaning of life isThe robot and the doll girl are still on MarsThe inverties are just thereThe one martian is also just there

The end of the end bye