RCC - Stories and Stuff!

RCC but it's a randomly generated story by an AI

Disclaimer: I have no fruiting clue what the frog-dog is this. There's not a coherent plot, there's just a bunch of shet getting thrown everywhere, and everything is just nonsense. I only wrote the first sentence and then the AI did the rest and I am baffled beyond fucking belief.

Also I switched to using AI Dungeons halfway through the story.

Ducky and Rachel were having a fight in the conversation room.

Finally, Rachel found it good enough to storm off, venting all her anger on Poketwo, who was on the phone.

Meanwhile, Thinky and Galaxy were having the same fight at the picture slide show.

"I wasn't kidding about not being in the house," Galaxy told her them.

"When you were trying to show me the stupid rainbow colored room, I was trying to show off my rooster room. Which is an even worse idea," Thinky added grumbled.

"Lacuna is convinced that roosters shouldn't be allowed in this house. I guess even the Ducky was on the rooster side."

"Okay," Galaxy conceded, "I'll just have to take my Roosterness away."

"I can't believe there's an animal restricted rooster room."

"And I can't believe there's an animal restricted Lapdog's room." The other "I'm going to punch whoever's responsible for this madness." flatly She stuck out her arm into the waste tube revealing a rapier than human green. Thinky sounded indifferent . Then up came The Dog again suppressing a growl which crumbled to disinterest when Galaxy held both her arms off the ground momentarily helping onto the table.

"Dogs don't have teeth," Galaxy observed, keeping her eyes on Thinky, "but... are those feathery nails?"

"They are... yes."

"I never thought a doggish one would be capable of using a rapier..."

"..."

Suddenly, at a door, the three Stupendous sixes started a battle.

"It's that... Quill!" Galaxy gestured to the floating storm. "She's been plotting against us!"

"I know. It's a Dagon ship!" Ducky protested.

"We should attack and prevent it!" Remarked Lacuna.

"She'll burn us out." Thinky promised, "When she comes out of warp, use the RCC's newly acquired bottle rockets to blow her back to the SOA"

"This is no time to waste time!" Galaxy growled. "Use the RCC logics to shoot her again, and for good measure, if possible, and set it on fire!"

At that moment, an alarm went off in the house. "What's going on?" Rachel asked, just entering the room.

"Someone's targeting us." Thinky politely informed. "I'm getting weapons together."

"Any hope that the logic will be enough?" Rachel asked.

"We don't have logic in the house," Galaxy pointed out, "But I have access to RCC Logic."

Thinky, who was adjusting the transmitter attached to his helmet, pressed the transmit button.

"Hello, Earth folks." Lacuna greeted. "My name is Lacuna of the RCC region. Do you believe in free will?"

"I do."

"Well, the whole reason you are in our city is because you made that choice. But I do not think you will feel like you have free will when you've seen our massive robot."