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Papa Johns AU - Part 1

Main Writer(s): Rachel
Plot Writer(s): Ducky
Spectator/Helping Writer(s): Ducky, Pit

Warning! Reckless Driving

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Raindrops were dropping as the rain began to fall. Three girls in their red uniforms marched out of the pizza place, who had brown cinnamon hair, while the other had bubblegum pink hair.
"First day on the job!" Galaxy hummed. "And our first customer is Ducky! Ain't that a coincidence!"
"First day on the job, let's hope things go well, we don't want to get fired on our first day," Rachel mumbled, walking over to the delivery car along with the other two.
"Don't be like that, Rachel," Galaxy replied, walking just behind her. "It's not like anything can go wrong, we're just delivering pizza."
"Speaking of which..." Lacuna spoke up, unlocking the car. "Do any of us even know how to drive?"

Silence.

Lacuna Sighed. "So that's a no. Why are we even taking a car? Aren't we all too underaged to drive-?"
"I mean, I have ridden a car before." Rachel suddenly answered. "And what other options do we have? It's not like we can just walk there, it's fracking raining and freezing for the love of the ruler above and below!"
"Alright, alright, that means Rachel is driving I guess." Galaxy said.
They all got into the car, Lacuna being in the back, Galaxy occupying the front seat, and Rachel in the driver's seat.

"Let's see... How does this work again?" Rachel muttered to herself, turning on the car and starting to hit the brakes while holding the steering wheel.
Lacuna gulped. "Rachel, please don't crash the ca-."

Too late.

The car started going forwards at a horrendous speed as Rachel stepped on whatever that made the car go forth. Incoherent screams could be heard the moment after as all the passengers barely stayed on their seats.
"AFDLKFHDLAHFLKHGKLDSHGKSHKGFDE" Galaxy said, barely holding on because of the seat belt. "RACHEL SLOW THE CAR DOWN- WATCH OUT THERE'S A TREE-"
"Whoops." Rachel nonchalantly hummed, steering the car just in time and avoiding the massive oak tree that they were about to crash into. She steered it to the left, too much to the left that they basically did a 180 turn. Her driving skills were- um- very fast as she steered around, going off the roads and barely avoiding the buildings and street lights. "Vrum Vrum Mothertrucker."

Meanwhile, Galaxy was still screaming at the top of her lungs and Lacuna was busy trying to hold still and not get flown out the window. "RACHEL- FOR THE LOVE OF- THE CARS GOING TOO FAST!" Lacuna tried to say, the twisty turning car made it hard to communicate.
"Hmm?" Rachel hummed, seemingly unfazed. "The cars only going in 200 mph." Wow, who knew she was such a reckless driver.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, 'ONLY' 200 MPH-?" Galaxy screeched.
"This is fine."
"THIS IS NOT FINE- WATCH OUT RACHEL THERE'S A CAT ON THE CROSSWALK-"

A petite, oreo colored cat literally screamed as Rachel was barely able to pull the brakes in time. "Sorry, Pit!" She called out (It's fine, the cat replied), backing the car out of the crosswalk and steering away, before going forward again with the same speed. Well, we all learnt a lesson, never trust Rachel with driving.
"I'M GOING TO GET CAR SICK-" Galaxy shouted.
"SAME-" Lacuna replied.
Rachel didn't listen to the screams of terror as she just continued driving, humming a song calmly as she drove them all probably to their doom. "Oh look, a mountain."
"RACHEL NO WE'RE GOING TO CRASH-"

They in fact did not crash, but drove up the mountain as the two passengers screeched. It was as if Rachel just forgot about the pizza thing and just drove around... either that or she can't drive.
"WHERE ARE WE EVEN GOING!?" Galaxy screamed.
"To Ducky's house, where else?" Rachel said, steering the car as they climbed up the steep mountain side.
"THIS DOES NOT LOOK LIKE DUCKY'S HOUSE-" Lacuna tried to speak. "RACHEL WATCH OUT- THE CLIFF-"
"Oh." She mumbled. Instead of slowing the car down though, for some reason, she sped it up instead. "We're going off, I guess."
"RACHEL WHAT ARE YOU DOING-"
"I'm only following the GPS, don't blame me."

SPLASH!

The car drove off the cliff, and ended up splashing into the lake.

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"Safe to say, I'm never ever going to go on a car ride with you ever again." Lacuna coughed, soaked in water. The three got out of the car somehow unharmed, but incredibly soaked. The fact that it was raining did not help. Luckily though, they were able to take shelter beneath a tree.
"Yeah... same." Galaxy groaned. "I feel sick."
"Geez, I'm sorry that my driving skills were too fast for you." Rachel hmph-ed.
Lacuna sighed. "Well, what are we going to do now?"
"Walk, I guess." Rachel replied. She looked at the pizza box still containing the pizza. "Is there a chance the pizza is soaked as well now?"
"Oh god, maybe we should check first, we can't just deliver soaked pizza!" Galaxy said.
Rachel nodded briefly, and opened the box. Inside was a fine looking pepperoni pizza. "Oh, the pizza looks just fine."

"Thank god-"
Suddenly, the pizza somehow grew wings, and flew out the box. The three pizza deliverers just stood there stunned for moments, looking at the pizza just fluttering away.

"What the everloving frack just happened." Rachel muttered.
"Wh- Quick! Catch the pizza! Don't let it escape!" Galaxy screeched.
"It's too late." Lacuna sighed. "Dangit RCC logic."
"So, what do we do now!?" Galaxy groaned.
"Hmm." Rachel thought. "If I recall correctly, there should be a pizza store around here, maybe we can just buy a new pizza and act like it's the old one?"
"There's a pizza shop around here?" Lacuna repeated. "Well, that's our best plan, so I guess let's give it a go."

The trio walked into the city, it was raining, it was cold, it was dark, and worst of all, they didn't have pizza. They are now going on an adventure to try and buy a new pizza so they don't get fired from their jobs.

Will they succeed? Will they not?

One thing is for certain, their journey is not over.

Find out next time, in part 2!