Never Be

Chapter 8

Ana's POV:
"Dude really?" I ask. Kole just kinda does a half shrug if that's even a thing. He hangs out for like 30 minutes and then there a honk. Kole is grounded from driving because he almost ran over his grandmother. So now Karson has to be his driver or he has to bike or skateboard. It just so happened that Molly has the video of him backing up into his grandmother. It was probably the funniest thing I ever saw. He leaves and then we kinda just text on what's happening between us because I really didn't want to talk about that aloud. "So what going on with you and mister blue eyes?" Dani asks. "Nothing really. But he's super hot, funny, broad, tall and his mom makes him wear a purity ring," she says. "He's basically a god," she continues. Molly's phone buzzes and it's her little brother Will. "Nooo!" Molly says out loud. "Apparently someone said that him and Brenna would be cute together and someone should write a book called 50 shades of Will and Brenna," she says. Dani and I both start laughing. Brenna is Jaden's little sister band. Will and Brenna are both freshmens at our school. Aaron texts me and I have to go home I say bye then hop into my car, a dark red bug. I put in 1989 and I Know Places comes on I cringe at that song.
~7th~
It's time for Dani, Molly, Allisa, Kaylee, Grace and I to preform our jump rope routine. I am honestly terrified. We're jumping to I Know Places by Taylor Swift. Honestly Dani, Molly and I did all the work for this routine and it's still crap. The song starts and my one fear is messing up. I couldn't possibly be worse then what it had already seen. We've had two weeks to make this perfect. Is it perfect? Absolutely not! So we start and things go great until I screw up and get stuck in the jump rope. Well damn. We end and we did an okay job.
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Dani, Molly and I now cringe at that song. I get out of my car and I see the funniest kid alive, Carlton. He's a special need kid who had the same gym period with Dani, Molly and I. He would always want to be with us and not the boys because they boys we're lazy. Anyway like in freshman year his last words were "eat all the girls" then he released 100 spiders. Which was funny because the night before I had a dream that it was his head on a spiders body and he screamed 'eat all the girls' then tiny spiders came down and devoured us all. It was epic. I take a picture and send it to the whole group with the caption he's back. He's taller and he has a Zelda shirt on. "Who took the money? I took the money! Order in the court!" He screams. I then get a text back by everyone one saying omg. I get in my house and help around the house then go to bed.
I wake up and I realize that after school I'll be koles and Molly's new neighbor. Me and Tori are talking about fanfictions to read. "I'm reading a Zayn and Lauren one right now," Tori says. They're such a beautiful couple like please breed. My phone rings and it's zayns new rap. Gisselle actually wrote it. It goes "zayn left 1d for naughty boy/he is such a Thotty boy/ give us back our hottie boy" over the years my friends and I have came up with creative names for him. There's fat lard, grease rolls, fat rolls, slimy rat, ugly skunk, and hot trash. Luke, dani and Molly walk in then Carlton. He runs up like smegole and then slaps Luke's butt. He gasps and says "I HAVE A PURITY RING!!!!!!" Which causes Dani, Molly, Jaden and I to crack up. He then walks up to our sub and says "sir what did I get on my project?" The sub is terrified and says "uh a 100," "Thank you sir!" Then he runs back out like smegole. The whole class is now cracking up. "What an eventful start to a great day," Luke says. "Shut up Luke!" The whole class says.
The class is over and it was not as eventful as the beginning. Carlton is the best thing that ever happened to any school and we are blessed to have him. Carlton is running around and runs into a pole. He then starts swinging on it. The horny guys start throwing money at him.he gets off the pole and starts picking up money. "I took the money!" He screams and takes off running. My day is now complete.