(Lloyd climbs out of the wreckage and looks toward the Destiny's Bounty, suddenly getting an idea.)
Michael: It looks like the police, the army and the coast guard have all been rendered useless by Garmadon's forces.
Cole: Guys, Garmadon's almost at city hall!
Kai: Can one of you stop him?!
Kai: This literally seems like the easiest mission ever compared to ours
Jay: Just keep him from getting there?
Nya: And why does he have to get on a building to rule? defeating us should be enough.
Clouse: Why would getting to the mayor's office officially pronounce him as mayor? Like seriously???
Garmadon: It appears in this world No one is that intelligent
Nya: I'm swamped down here.
Jay: A little busy!
(Garmadon walks up the side of Ninjago Tower.)
Garmadon: Ha ha ha! Look at me go! Who wants a shark? You want a shark? You get a shark!
(Garmadon fires sharks into an office building, causing the workers to run for the elevators. They mash the buttons.)
Worker: Come on, come on, come on!
(The elevator opens to reveal more sharks inside. The worker runs away screaming. Inside Garmadon's mech, he is getting tired.)
Garmadon: Oh! Ah! Just walking- to the top!
Kai: Uh, Lloyd would be really beneficial right now!
Jay: Aaargh! Where are you, Lloyd?
(Aboard the Bounty, Wu is still fighting off soldiers.)
Wu: I'm a ninja master! You are no match for me!
(Lloyd sneaks aboard while Wu is distracted.)
Wu: I came here to drink boba and kick butt. And I'm all out of boba.
Grace: Another flaw. You don't drink boba you drink tea,
Wu: Indeed I do.
Garmadon; You got it from me. Both of you
Wu: *glares* What is THAT supposed to mean?
Garmadon: Are you forgetting the fact I raised you?
Everyone but wu and Garmadon and Grace: WHAT?!
Garmadon; Father wasn't very involved..
(My au if you hate it then leave)
(Lloyd finds the Ultimate Weapon. Meanwhile, Garmadon reaches the top of Ninjago Tower.)
Garmadon: Hey, Ninjagooo!
Michael: Oh, wait, that's bad.
Robin: Garmadon is conquering Ninjago!
(Garmadon plants a flag and cheers triumphantly.)
Michael: Robin, this is a day that will live in infamy! I just made that up!
Robin: No, you didn't.
Michael: Yes I did! Copyright Michael Strahan. That's mine now!
Garmadon: Woo! I've done it! I'm finally the ruler of Ninjago! Forever! And ever! (laughs)
Garmadon: *deadpans* This looks like the worst victory I've ever seen
