(I'm really sorry for not updating! I've been busy with the holidays and school started back up and I've been under stress from family stuff....
Mommy issues.
Anyway here's the next chapter!)
*everyone was eating popcorn as they continued watching*
Wu: They're surrounding you, perfectly hidden, ready to strike.
Garmadon: Oh, really?
(They look at the Ninja, completely failing to hide.)
Cole: Caw caw! Caw caw!
Cole: Your kidding me right???
Kai: That's embarrassing....
Wu: Students! Next lesson: how to fight like a true ninja- ow!
(Wu gets hit by Garmadon, and Lloyd winces. Wu hits Garmadon back.)
Garmadon: Ow! Aaaargh!
*wu and Garmadon deadpan towards each other*
Garmadon: This looks like patty cake....
Wu: For toddlers.....
(They fight. Wu gets many hits on Garmadon until he takes cover between two bamboo stalks. He then uses the bamboo to launch himself at Wu, knocking his hat off. Garmadon catches it and puts it on his own head.)
Garmadon: Oh, Look at me. I'm Master Wu! Today's lesson is something totally boring.
*wu is very offended by this but Garmadon can't decide wether to laugh or be embarrassed by his counterpart*
Garmadon: I must admit that was amusing
Wu: Well now your a Sensei as well so your just as "boring"
Garmadon: Well I explain things more clearly while you leave unsolved riddles all the time and training for you is always the same old battles.
Wu: I walked right into that one didn't I?
Mystake: afraid so wu...
(Wu hits Garmadon many times, and gets his hat back.)
Wu: Looks like you need a lesson, in learning how to shut your stupid face!
Garmadon: *offended* Gee wow.
Wu: It's not like it's actually me!
Garmadon: Well, here's something you won't learn in school. The Seven Deadly Butterflies of Shaolin! One two three four five six seven!
Wu: I don't need a deadly butterfly to beat you!
Misako: Okay this is just sad....
Garmadon: Geez they really don't act their age...
Jay: We are totes blending in right now.
Wu: I can still see you!
Nya: Aw, man!
*jay and Nya face palm*
Nova and jade: *giggling at their parents*
Lloyd: Come on, this way!
(Wu and Garmadon fight onto the Bridge of Fallen Mentors. Wu drops his staff, and they both scramble to grab it. Wu pulls it out of the bridge, flinging a panel into Garmadon's face.)
Wu: Ho ho. Wu's your daddy?
Wu: No comment....
(Wu continues flinging panels at Garmadon. Garmadon manages to get close, but gets his foot stuck on Wu's head.)
Wu: Get off of my head!
Garmadon: Hey, bro, get off my foot!
Wu: Get off! Get off!
Garmadon: Get off my foot so I can kick you in the head!
Garmadon: *groans* This is just ridiculous. We aren't THAT mature. Whoever created this monstrosity really exaggerated....
(They detach and continue fighting. The Ninja catch up with them.)
Lloyd: Master Wu! Look out, he's behind you!
Wu: Where?
(Garmadon rips off Wu's robes.)
Garmadon: Okay that's just childish right there I'd never resort to something so degrading....that's annoying not evil.
Wu: *just face palms at his other self*
Garmadon: Really? Tighty whities? Still? Face it! You're out of moves, Wu.
Wu: Oh, yeah? How 'bout this one?
Garmadon: Uh oh.
(Wu uses bamboo stalks to build a cage around Garmadon.)
Wu: I call it: 'The Caged Monkey'!
Garmadon: Oh, you have got to be kidding me!
Jay: *giggles* Caged monkey huh?-
Garmadon; Don't even think about it.
(The Ninja gasp.)
Zane: Gasp.
Zane: *sighs* Alright I admit it don't even start...Other me does need an upgrade
Jay: YES! Haha I was right!-
Zane: Please Refrain from rubbing it in brother.
Wu: And that, my students, is how you fight like a true ninja.
Garmadon: Huh. Well, a true ninja... would have counted all seven butterflies.
Wu: What? I did! One, two, three, four, five, six...
Garmadon: Seven.
(The seventh butterfly floats next to Wu. Startled, he steps backwards, falling off the bridge into the river below.)
Wu: Whoa!
Wu: Your kidding me?! That was obviously a distraction!
Garmadon: And that's just stupid...
Lloyd: Nooo!
(The Ninja watch as Wu's hat floats to the surface. A few seconds later, Wu surfaces as well.)
Ninja: Master Wu!
Wu: Lloyd! Always remember!
Lloyd: Yeah?
Wu: Stay on the right path, to find your inner peace!
(Wu gets swept away by the river.)
Kai: No, no, no, no!
Nya: Oh my gosh!
Jay: Master Wu! We need you, please!
Nya: Master Wu!
Jay: Don't leave!
Lloyd: Uncle Wu...
Nya: Did he say... "inner peace"?
Jay: "The right path"? Why is he bringing these things up so late in our adventure?
Garmadon: Well, well, well. It looks like your precious ninja master's gone. Now come on, Luh-Lloyd. Open the cage. Let out your papa.
Garmadon: Pfft. Even in another world my son would never fall for something like that. "Let out your papa"? Seriously?
Lloyd: And will he stop calling me LUH LLOYD.
