Nya: (reading the sign) Hmm. The right path is long and arduous and enlightening, and the left... a shortcut!
Jay: Why would they say possible? They would know, right?
Garmadon: We're taking the shortcut! Let's roll!
Lloyd: No, no, okay, just wait. Master Wu said we should stay on the right path.
Garmadon: What?! You wanna listen to the guy who fell off the bridge, or the guy who didn't fall off the bridge?
(The Ninja shrug and Lloyd realises he won't win this argument. They take the shortcut.)
Lloyd: Are you kidding me?!
Ivy: Wow.
Jay: Hey, Zane, could you record this, and then never play it back to me?
Zane: Yes!
(Jay laughs nervously.)
Zane: That...makes zero logical sense...
Jay: For once, I agree..
Kai: Um, guys?
Nya: Maybe this isn't such a great idea.
(They see huge piles of skeletons everywhere.)
Jay: This is my least favourite place I've ever been.
Nya: Yikes.
(They hear voices groaning in the distance.)
Kai: Did you hear that?
(The mysterious figures jump out, yelling over each other.)
Lloyd: We're backing it out. Back out. We're backing out. We're backing out! Back it- continue to back out! Continue to back it out!
Everyone: GET OUT OF THERE!!!
(The Ninja get ambushed from behind.)
Nya: What do we do?!
Kai: There's too many of them!
Garmadon: Wait a minute. Oh my gosh, Luh-Lloyd. They look like-
(The figures reveal themselves to be the fired Generals.)
Garmadon: My former General number ones! You guys look great! Your skin has such a lovely glow. Y'all been tanning lately, or something?
Shark General: We... were fired.
Olivia: (slurps drink) Out of a volcano.
Garmadon: Ohh! Right, right, right. Yeah, but other than that you're well.
Kai: Karma~
Lloyd: Uh, Garmadon? Did you fire all of these Generals out of a volcano?
Garmadon: (scoffs) No! Not all at the same time. Don't worry. These guys are like family. They love me! Right, Generals?
(The Generals laugh maniacally.)
Garmadon: *face palms* he can't be THAT arrogant and stupid!
Shark General: Oh, we're family alright.
Ninja: Ninjaaa GO!
(The Ninja rush in to fight off the Generals.)
Lloyd: Guys, wait! We need to use our ninja powers!
Jay: What?! What can we do? We're worthless without our mechs!
Lloyd: Come on! Remember what Master Wu told us. Nya, you can make a flood to wash these guys out of here!
Nya: The only hope for water is if Jay has another accident in his pants.
Jay: Yeah, she's right! We've gotta get out of here!
Jay: OH COME ON!
*the others laughed*
Zane: Ow, that hurts.
Zane: *deadpans*
Lloyd: No! No, guys! Use your elemental powers! We have the power! Aaaaaah!!
(The Generals overwhelm the Ninja. The scene cuts to the Generals carrying Lloyd and Garmadon in a cage.)
Generals: ♪We got Garmado-on! And this random ki-id! We are going to kill them! Oops we shouldn't have said that!♪
Cole: Seriously?
Lloyd: Welp, nice knowing you other me...
Garmadon: Have a bit more confidence. This movie is still based off of us and therefore they won't quit that easily.
Garmadon: I command you to release me and my son! That's an order, Generals!
Bob: ♪I can't hear you!♪
Garmadon: I said I command you to release me and my son!
Garmadon: *repeatedly face palms*
Shark General: Hey! The reason Bob can't hear is because his eardrums blew up after you shot him out of a volcano!
Bob: ♪I can't hear you!♪
Shark General: You stupid butt!
Garmadon: What?! (to Lloyd) Can you believe what they're saying? It's like I'm being treated worse than anyone in the history of the world. Well, good thing you never have to experience anything like this Luh-Lloyd.
*literally everyone deadpanned*
Garmadon: ...don't even say anything...
Lloyd: Yeah. Yeah, no one ever says mean things to me when my dad knocks over their Pilates studio... or their waxing salon... or their kayak repair store! Or that place that sells toner cartridges! And you better believe no one ever makes fun of me for not knowing how to throw or catch a ball.
Garmadon: Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, hold on. I-I know it's funny, but what kind of jerk would make fun of you for that?
Lloyd: You're kidding, right?
Lloyd: Yeah I mean-
Garmadon: You gotta stand up for yourself and shoot them out of a volcano! That's how I roll! You got to get yourself a volcano, kid.
Garmadon: Terrible advice....although the volcano idea does seem interesting if we ever become evil again
Kai: Please don't plan to be evil again
Lloyd: No planning to it kai. We've all become evil at least once now.
Ivy: As much as I hate to admit it. He's right
Lloyd: (sighs) Yeah. Blowing stuff up and never putting it back together. That is what you're best at... isn't it?
(Garmadon frowns, but doesn't reply.)
Garmadon: Well at least he heard THAT.
Clouse and Misako: *patting his back*
Olivia: Well, hello! We have got a present for you!
Garmadon: Oh. An exact reproduction of my volcanic lair. And let me guess. You're going to fire us out of it.
Olivia: Oh, no! We're gonna fire you into the volcano. The fifteen million Kelvin magma will melt your skin before you can even feel the heat! Omar! Take them to the top!
Everyone: WHAT?!
Omar: Okie-dokie.
(Omar whistles and a hook attaches to the cage.)
Shark General: Up we go!
Clouse: This isn't good...
