Chapter 7

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(Meanwhile, the other Ninja are lost in the jungle. Jay cries out as he pushes through the grass and falls on his face.)

Jay: Aahhh! What is that?!

Nya: Hey!

Jay: (suddenly acting cool) What's up?

Cole: *snickering*

Jay: Shut up!

Zane: Peow! Peow peow peow!

Pixal: *amused* wow.

Zane: *sighs at his other self shaking his head*

Nya: Zane! Are you okay?

Zane: I think I might be an adrenaline junkie.

Zane: ...pardon?

(Kai runs out of the bushes, carrying Cole over his shoulder.)

Kai: I got you, dude! I got you!

Cole: I really could have walked out by myself, but thank you.

(Kai throws Cole onto the ground.)

Cole: Ow!

Cole: Hey!

Kai: It's not me!!!

Nya: Wait! Where's Lloyd?

Jay: Um...

Kai: Uh...

Nya: Oh no... I can't believe we just ran off and left him back there.

Zane: This is terrible.

Jay: We are... horrible friends.

Zane: And sub-par ninjas too.

Kai: That's right. That's right.

Ivy: Wow, NOW they realize that.

Cole: Wait! Guys!

(The Ninja hear talking and run to see the volcano.)

Jay: Um...

Nya: Oh no!

Ninja: Lloyd!

Cole: He's in trouble.

Kai: Aw, man. What are we going to do?

Kai: Help him out! Obviously

Garmadon: It's not always that simple Kai.

Nya: We can still do this guys. We just got to figure out how to be real ninjas.

Jay: You know what would be really brave? Making camp, sleeping for the night, wake up in the day...

Jay: Oh come on!

Kai: Yeah, that's brave.

Kai: Yep sure totally.

Nya: Wait, Zane! Don't you have like seven hundred gigabytes of martial arts movies on your hard drive?

Zane: (beeping) Correct.

Jay: Up-

Zane: If you say it one more time I will fight you.

Nya: Great! Roll 'em!

Narrator: Zane's Martial Arts Movie Club! The Deadly Groundskeeper! Cop Tale 3! The Iceman Puncheth! Furious Fire Fist! Wallpuncher! Good Girls vs Bad Guys! Killer Bills Volume 2! Board Game of Death! Spear Dancer! The Mainframe! Caffeinated Master! H-ip Man! Judo Future Boy! Locke 2: The Joy Locke Club! I Told You You're Wasting Your Time I Vowed To Give Up That Way Of Life! Look Who's Punching! Look Who's Punching Too!

*everyone was surprised*

Ninja: Whoa!

Zane: Ay-ay-ay.

Nya: I learned so many things so fast.

Kai: That's right. That's right.

Jay: I'm ready!

Cole: Time to get down and dirty. Ninja style!

Cole: I'm...not even gonna say it

Ninja: Alright!

(Nya goes underwater and shoots a jet of water upwards.)

Shark General: Whoa! Is that a whale?

(The General gets pulled underwater.)

Shark General: Whoa!

(Nya pulls another General underwater.)

Angler Fish General: Aah!

Crab General: Guys, no swimming. We just ate! Aah!

(Cole knocks her out. Up in a lookout tower, Jay rubs his scarf to create a static charge and shocks the guard. The Ninja regroup on a roof.)

Nya: Time to blend in.

(The Ninja knock out various Generals and steal their clothes to use as disguises. The Generals start pushing the cage towards the volcano.)

Clouse: They've certainly gotten better

Generals: (chanting) Fire him! Fire him! Fire him! Fire him! Fire him! Fire him! Fire him! Fire him!

Misako: Geez...

(The Generals continue chanting.)

Garmadon: Luh-Lloyd.

Lloyd: Yeah?

Garmadon: Um. I-

(The Ninja knock out the Generals by the cage.)

Ninja: Lloyd!

Lloyd: Guys!

Garmadon: Oh, hey!

Lloyd: Oh my gosh! How did you all get up here?

Lloyd: Get out of there!

Kai: Oh man, we did all that stuff that you and Master Wu told us to do. Ninja style, bruh.

Lloyd: Who-o-oa.

Nya: Alright. Let's get out of here, and make it to the Ultimate Ultimate Weapon.

Garmadon: It's not going to be easy, girl ninja. Because I fired a ridic amount of Generals.

Nya: "girl ninja"?! *glares at Sensei Garmadon*

Garmadon: This is not me need I remind you all!

Lloyd: Alright, alright, I got an idea. If we can hold these generals off long enough, we can build away out of here.

Garmadon: Great idea. You kids start building. Luh-Lloyd and I will throw you bricks.

(The Ninja start building.)

Lloyd: Wait, other me can't throw though...

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