Bird bitch and UwU pony reunited🥵🥵🥵🥺🥺🥺😩😩😩😩🤤🤤🤤😈😈

Karl's turn🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😍😍😍😍😍😍

A/N: My birthday is on the 14th this month, my great grandpa is gonna die in at least a week, I'm incredibly sick, I've barely eaten in forever.
Life is going just fine probably😜😜🤪

POV Karl Jacobs🥰😍🥰😌😌😌😍🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😘😘😘😘😘🥰❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💕💕💕💕💕:

As Karl looked around, he still felt incredibly confused

Some guy who looked like Harry Potter was trying to marry him, a giant blue jay was evilly laughing like a crazy man

He really doesn't know what to do though because he thinks he is probably just having a really crazy fucking dream

He can't check if by pinching himself because any time he even gets a slight bit hurt by 0.00000000000000001%
Like a thousand people come to help him

Confused

So very confused

Welp, at least he gets a bunch of free things for no reason so that's nice