Actually advancing the story😱😱😱😱😱🤯🤯

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by GreenPepperWasabi

by GreenPepperWasabi

A/N: You wanna know what I dislike about my mom the most? Her need to be the victim in every single situation, even if it's her fault. I hate when she compares that sometimes I'll be 'moody' and ignore 'everyone' to the stuff she does, like no I just didn't want you to take me out to eat with you guys because I knew I wouldn't eat and it would be a waste of money, you mOtHeR told me how I ruin everything and everyone's day and just left completely for me to take care of and feed my siblings, there is a fucking difference

Also let's just talk about the day of my birthday, out of those 24 hours I spent maybe 1 and a half with you guys because the other time I was at school and when I got back from school I ended up crying myself to sleep after only eating a little bit of eggs in the morning, and I might have said I forgave you and my father for making me nearly have a panic attack on my birthday but I only said that because I knew that if I let it drag on for even a little over a day then you guys would bitch and whine about it

Why do to like hanging out with my parents, maybe it's because you practically call me useless and scream at me every damn time and throw any small mistake I made right in my face

I'm a god damn child so yeah sometimes I'll be a little 'moody' but I already had to spend my childhood maturing and growing up so can't you guys just fucking let me have a little bit of childish behavior

I hope you all are doing welll
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As Karl Jacobs sat on top of the riches he had been gifted he realized.........
'Why don't I just punch Harry? The nerd won't hit me back.'

But then Karl 'Perfect' Jacobs then remembered that the author thinks that it wouldn't be interesting😒😒😣😣

'Screw you author'

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As mordecai enter the room he came face to face with the people that will be helping him.....

The people that will help him destroy Harry Potty Pants.....

The people he will most likely kill because they probably wouldn't just let him have The Beautiful & Wonderful Karl Jacobs without a fight........
(Although we all know that the only person who deserve Karl Jacobs is a person who is just as amazing and perfect as him, my true love, the messages I look at every morning I wake up because they fill me with a humongous feeling of joy, The Great and Powerful Kermitooo ♡︎♡︎♡︎)

Winnie the Poo and.............

LEVI FROM AOT🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯😱😱😱🤯🤯😱🥶🥶🥶😨😤🥶😤😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😭😭😭😭

IT WAS ALL A LIE😭😭😭THE RELATIONSHIP THAT HE HAD FORMED WITH TWIGHVEHWBWHBSBDLIGHT😣😣😣😣😣IT WAS A DIRTY NASTY LIE😭😭‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

" Remember soldiers, your guys job is to make sure my ugly pony boo and Kermitooo the Most Beautiful don't find Karl Jacobs for only ME IS WORTHY OF SUCH A PERFECT HUMAN MWHAHAHAHAHA‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈👿👿👿👿👿🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬" cackled mordecai as Levi and Winnie the Poo joined along

What will happen next? Keep reading "KARL JACOBS AND KERMITOOO ARE BETTER THAN LIFE AND EVERYTHING"