A/N: The people of Wattpad have declared my new catchphrase to be "That's Kinda Gay Man😕😕"
I've never felt happier, I've bought myself 15 Bad Kitty books and I can only feel joy from it
Sorry I went on another break
I'll try and update :)
I hope you all have an amazing new year and thank for read 'WHY DID KARL JACOBS HAVE TO BE SO GOD DAMN AMAZING AND PERFECT IN EVERY WAY POSSIBLE?!??!!"
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On one of the most beautiful day people have ever experience a miracle happened......
A person named Karl Jacobs was having his 16th birthday and as he blow out his candles he smiled.......
He smiled one of the most beautifulest and gracious smiles to ever be smiled in the entire multi-verse
I swear it was like god had just blessed us all with the most beautiful and perfect gift to man kind
From that day forth Karl Jacobs was one of the most kind and perfect and beautiful person ever to exist and people fell In love
From the way he laughed from the way he spoke, everything about him was beautiful and kind
His Twitch streams would brighten peoples world
He is just naturally amazing people said
It's true
So very true
How is Karl Jacobs and Kermitooo so amazing will forever be something that people will wonder but never question
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