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Bright Lights x Reader || Unfriended

Here's a shitty ass thing I wrote after watching "Unfriended"
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CrabMother420 joined the chat

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Reader.of.object.sex
Aw man
You guys have matching usernames now?
Who's who?
Are you dating?

Friend-Of-Nerd-2
N-no! We're friends

Reader.of.object.sex
Okay so you're not dating
You just stuttered in a text, you're definitely not straight...
Fan?
Gay boi, is that you?

Friend-Of-Nerd-2
STOPPPPPPPPPPP

CrabMother420
Stop bullying the gay boy!!

Reader.of.object.sex
N E V E R !

Bottled-Up-NB-Rage
Have any of you seen Tissues?
I haven't seen Soap spraying that cleaner stuff on his doorstep in a while
Actually I haven't seen Soap either

Reader.of.object.sex
He probably went to the city for that "guys night" bullshit

CrabMother420
Yeah
Glad Fan didn't go with them though

Friend-Of-Nerd2
Actually, I wasn't invited..
:[

Reader.of.object.sex
Sad times...

Bottled-Up-NB-Rage
Are none of us going to talk about how we haven't seen Soap OR Tissues in days??

Reader.of.object.sex
We're getting to it

Friend-Of-Geek-1
Did you try knocking on their doors? You're the one next door to those two

Bottled-Up-NB-Rage
Yes!
Many times!
And neither of them answered!
IM AT SOAPS DOOR RIGHT NOW AND SHES NOT FUCKING ANSWERING!!

Reader.of.object.sex
Did you look under her doormat?

Bottled-Up-NB-Rage
Wtf
How did you know

Reader.of.object.sex
Have you ever went on a date with a bottle of soap before?

Bottled-Up-NB-Rage
No?

Reader.of.object.sex
I didn't think so... >:|
But she basically told me everything about her and her house
Where her spare keys are, how most of her photos are of her family, how she has to take medicine, etc, etc-

Bottled-Up-NB-Rage
Okay?
I'm just gonna check on her..

CrabMother420
Be careful, my child

Bottled-Up-NB-Rage
Pff-
what the fuck

Friend-Of-Nerd
What??

Friend-Of-Geek1
What?!

Bottled-Up-NB-Rage
Okay
Hold on.
So, everything is broken

CrabMother420
What do you mean?

Bottled-Up-NB-Rage
EVERYTHING IS BROKEN!!
The chairs are torn apart
The glass from pictures on the wall are smashed
Even Her medication is all over the floor!!

Reader.of.object.sex
Shut the fuck up
Your joking

Bottled-Up-NB-Rage
It's "you're" dumbass!
And I'm not joking!!
HER ENTIRE HOUSE IS A MESS

Reader.of.object.sex
Need someone to hold you hand, Paint?
I'm like, four minutes away

Friend-Of-Geek-1
How?
She always leaves the house spotless

Reader.of.object.sex
Was she robbed?

Bottled-Up-NB-Rage
I guess
But what kind of robber tears apart a house like this?
Don't they usually want to make it look like nothing happened?
(Y/N)! WTF DID YOU DO?!

Reader.of.object.sex
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I DID THAT SHIT

Bottled-Up-NB-Rage
YOU KNEW WHERE HER FUCKING KEYS WERE AND THAT SHE TOOK MEDICATION AND HER PHOTOS!!
Holy shit

Reader.of.object.sex
WE WENT ON A DATE!!

Friend-Of-Nerd-2
Holy shit what??

CrabMother420
Paintbrush??

Reader.of.object.sex
Wat happened?

Friend-Of-Geek-1
Why aren't they answering?

Bottled-Up-NB-Rage
I'm gonna fucking puke
Fuck

CrabMother420
What's wrong?!

Bottled-Up-NB-Rage
Her fucking body
Oh my god

Reader.of.object.sex
What's wrong Painty?

Bottled-Up-NB-Rage
YOU
GET THE FUCK OUT

Reader.of.object.sex was kicked from the chat

CrabMother420
Why'd you do that? Call the police!

Bottled-Up-NB-Rage
OH IM CALLING THE POLICE
ON (Y/N) BECAUSE THEY OBVIOUSLY DID THIS SHIT!
Did none of you see the damn signs?!

Friend-Of-Geek-1
Well, they did know a few things, but that's just because they went on that date with Soap

Bottled-Up-NB-Rage
Hold on

CrabMother420
?

Seven minutes later

Bottled-Up-NB-Rage
Sorry
I thought I heard something

Friend-Of-Nerd-2
Paintbrush
Please get out of there
The murderer might still be in there

Bottled-Up-NB-Rage
If he was, he would've heard me puking my guts out
And me screaming
But okay

Friend-Of-Geek-1
Okay.
I just called the cops
They said they'd be there in eight minutes

CrabMother420
Good, hopefully we can get the full story
I don't think (Y/n) did it
They're a good person

Friend-Of-Nerd-2
Yeah, they were never violent

Bottled-Up-NB-Rage
Okay, I'm back in my house
And actually
Now that I think about it
(Y/n) probably didn't do that
They seemed really confused when I assumed it was them

CrabMother420
Sorry, gotta go
I'm gomma go to bed
I'm really fuvling tire

Friend-Of-Nerd-2
Me too
I took my sleep-meds 15 minutes ago
Tell me what happens later

CrabMother420 is offline

Friend-Of-Nerd-2 is offline

Friend-Of-Geek-1
Paintbrush? Are you okay?

Bottled-Up-NB-Rage
I'm okay Testy, but I gotta go too
Like you said, the cops are gonna be here soon

Friend-Of-Geek-1
Okay, be careful

Bottled-Up-NB-Rage is offline

You closed the phone's app and quickly turned it off. The blood on your hands smearing the screen.

You could see the red and blue lights shine through the kitchen window.

A small sigh escaped past your lips, you knew you couldn't run. They'd catch you, so now you're just a sitting duck.

So you waited, sitting on the floor, next to the paintbrush's bloody dead body.