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Frank: Uh, and anyone seen Ben?

Hazel: haven't seen him since we told the world about bullying

Annabeth:yeah, where could he be?

Everyone: *thinks*

MEANWHILE

Me: DIEDIEDIEDIEDIE STUPID THUGS DIE!!!!

Coach: That's the way to do it kid. Now punch the dude on your left! yeah! That's how you do it! I LOVE BATMAN

me: best. game. ever. Ahh! Don't kill me guy with one arm and a heavy hammer!!!

Coach: COMEON SOLDIER!! HE ONLY HAS ONE ARM!!! oh wow. He hits hard. WATCH YOUR LEFT!!!! Oh crap.

Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MEANWHILE!!!

Frank: did you guys here Ben?

Annabeth: oh no.

Hazel: what's wrong?

Annabeth: I think he's with coach

Hazel: and?

Annabeth: what's his 3 favorite things to do?

Frank: Uh, kill stuff, watch people beat stuff up, and play violent video games

Annabeth: exactly

Frank: crap. WHERE DOES COACH LIVE?!!!

Hazel: right next to us!!!

Annabeth: *walks into the house* Coach, what are you and Ben playing?

Me and Coach: *in a batman voice* BATMAN

Frank: *slap in the face* really?

Me: Batarang! *still in batman voice*

Frank: please stop

Coach: Batmobile *idmitates driving*

Frank: Please!!!

Me and Coach: BATBAT

Coach: *grabs his bat*

Me and coach: DIEDIEDIEDIEDIE

Annabeth: but batman is a guy who DOESNT kill

Me: DIEDIEDIEDIEDIE

Frank: We need to bring him to an asylum

Annabeth: Arkham asylum?

Frank: sure

Batman: IM STILL HERE!!!!! BUT YOUR SWORDS ARE AWESOME. I THINK I JUST THREW ONE AT A DUMMY!!!

Frank: dude, we got an extra patient for you.

Batman: got it. Who is it?

Me: MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME

Batman: Uh, no

Annabeth: Aww

Me: UNBELIEVER!!!!

Annabeth: HELP ME FRANK!!! YOUR CRAZY BROTHER IS ATACKING ME!!!

Batman: I got this. Batarang away! *misses* dang it *throws another and misses* DANG IT!! *throws 20 of them until he finally hits me* FIRST TRY!

Annabeth: *slaps herself in the face* Ugh. What happened to my world...

Me: SAZZY'S FAULT!!!!

Hazel: very confused right now. Going to leave.

Me: BYE BYE!!!

Everyone in the room: WELLIGOTTALEAVESOBYE

Me: :(

Batman: don't worry kid, just stay safe and avoid any bad guys.

Me: :) OKAY!!! BYE BATMAN!! GOOD LUCK FINDING GOTHAM.

Batman: Alfred, WHERE THE HECK AM I?!!

Me: he's such a nice guy

Batam : GOSH DANG IT *throws his phone at me*

Me: never mind *unconcious*

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