Me: HI PERCY!!!!
Nico: Uh, Ben have you seen my little sister?
Me: which one crazy or crazy 2?
Frank: I'll kill you Ben
Me: NAH. IM TOO AMAZHANG
Nico: what happened to a normal camp life?
Me: BLAME IT ON SAZZY! *points to the left*
*crickets chirp*
Me: I SAID SAZZY *jazz hands towards the left*
*crickets chirp*
Me: YO SAZZY YOUR ON!
Nico: *on the phone* Uh huh. Okay. I'll miss you. With Barry?!! Oooooo. Ow. Oh fine. See YA later.
Me: Who was that?
Nico: That was Sazzy. She says she needs a vacation.
Me: that's nice
Frank: wait for it...
Nico: she also said she's going with Barry.
Me: FINALLY. A DATE. MAKE IT GOOD BARRY.
Barry: you know I'm right behind you
Me: NO I DID NOT
Barry: you can stop screaming
Me: NO I CANNOT.
Frank: how many cans Ben?
Me: zewo.
Frank: taking that as 10
Me: ANNABETH!!!! ME GOT A PUPPY!!
Annabeth: YAY!!! PUPPIES!!!
Percy: that kid is evil. He twisted my girlfriend
Frank: That kid is my brother
Percy: He is?
Barry: You already forgot?
Me: UNICORNS!!!!
Annabeth: PUPPIES!!!
Me and Annabeth: *dances around a tree while singing pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows*
Percy: Yep, they're crazy.
Frank: You think?!
Lauren: PEETA!'n
Abby: GALE!!!!
Lauren: Time out! *walks over to percy* is Ben and Annabeth over there okay?
Percy: nope
Lauren: want me to knock some sense into them?
Percy: Please do
Lauren: *walks up to me and annabeth* hey Ben. Hey Annabeth!
Me and Annabeth: NARWHALE!!!
Lauren: *fake smiles the drags us by the ear*
Annabeth: HELP. CRAZY SISTER KIDNAPPING ME!!! HELP ME SEAWEEK BRAIN!!!!
Me: NAOMI!!! HELP ME!!!!
Naomi: you asked for this. Don't blame it on me. This is all your fault.
Me: *sad face*
Naomi: No
Lauren: *shuts the door*
Frank: are they gonna be okay?
Abby: nope
10 MINUTES LATER
Lauren: introducing the new and improved Annabeth and Ben
Me and Annabeth: *comes out completely normal.*
Everybody: AHHHH!!! NORMAL BEN AND ANNABETH!! THE WORLD IS ENDING!!!
Me: PSYCH. THAT NEVER WORKS!!!
Annabeth: HAHAHAHA
Lauren: dang it
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Hanging Out With the Demigods {WATTYS 2K15}
Fiksi PenggemarOh and when I mean hanging out, I mean beating them up physically and mentally. Enjoy! (Jk) I, Ben Zhang shall show you life from camp Halfblood. THIS IS GOING TO GET A TAD BIT CRAZY!!!!' BUT ANYWAY, I THINK FRANK'S READY. Frank: no I'm not Me:Sho...
