Bro I swear to fucks god mother of shit it's 00:37 (12:37) AM rn and I turned on my fan at :30
As soon as I started to feel the cold air, I started getting the worst fuckimg stomach pain
I don't know if it's caused by my lack of nutrition, food and liquid consumption, or because winter does that to me.
I'm taking a shit rn and it went away but I swear to god it was like being what I imagine being pregnant is like but 5x worse with rusty nails being shoved into an open wound that are covered in chilli peppers, lemon juice and boiling hot water.
I hate everything.
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Las Vegas BootyJiggler: The Motor Reborn - a shitpost
Humor"When the books end, so have I." Shitpost book. No clue what for or why but it exists and has existed for 2-3 years. Updates at random, like all other books. I need to update other stories anyway.
