Las Vegas BootyJiggler: The Motor Reborn - a shitpost

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shit morning

shit day (so far)

shit night (will be)

terribly upset n shit

already cried and almost late to school and it is 7:36 AM

not excited for today

wanting to stay home

awaiting only 2 things: death and weekend

feeling, and I quote, "like a saggy massive piece of shit"

quite literally the embellishment of Bo Burnhams song "Shit"

As I quote:

"How we feeling out there tonight?
Ha, ha, ha
Yeah
I am not feeling good
Wake up at 11:30
Feeling like a bag of shit (oh no)
All my clothes are dirty, so I'm smelling like a bag of shit
Go to pour my coffee, and I miss my cup
OMG, that is just my luck
Look in the mirror say, "What's up you useless fuck?"

Are you feeling what I'm feeling?
I haven't had a shower in the last nine days (ah, ah)
Staring at the ceiling and waiting for this feeling go away
But it won't go away
I'm not really feeling like I wanna get lit (tell us how you feeling)Well, I feel like shit (oh, shit)
Feeling like a saggy, massive sack of shit (oh, shit)
Big 'ol motherfucking duffel bag of shit (oh, shit)
All day, all shit
I'm not really feeling like I wanna get lit (tell us how you feeling)
I'm feeling like shit
Ladies (yeah)
Do you feel like shit?
Tell me, do you feel like shit? (Oh yeah)

Fellas (yeah)
Are you feeling like shit?
Tell me, are you feeling like shit? (Oh yeah)
Ladies (yeah)
Do you feel like shit?
Tell me, do you feel like shit? (Oh yeah)

Fellas (yeah)
Are you feeling like shit?
Tell me, are you feel like shit? (Oh yeah)."

not a song in the universe better to describe my current state

as far as I know I'm speeding up the process of spiralling down into a loop of lies, sadness, tired, sick and depression

literally I am blissfully aware how much my mentality and sanity are slipping

the lack of sleep is not helping

all I gotta do today is stay awake and get home

I can hide myself then

like

I want help

I'm glad I told my mother about some of it

but like

I also do not want help

Idk man

but living hurts so-

really man it's so confusing

I didn't even wanna go to school

I never have, never will

I want to never step foot into my school again in my life. hold it against me or not but I feel as I spiral down.

It's hard to see but I, not surprised at this point.

All I have to do I get through today and tomorrow and tomorrow's Friday and art class

still might have gym today

but hey, I'm getting my phone back maybe if I don't chicken out

I'm in doubt

I have experienced the 5 stages of grief in 12.69420 seconds

I already wanna just fuckin' sleep bro we haven't even been here for 20 minutes

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