Cool headed ||South Park X Reader||

"No."

"Gooooooooodmorning South Park! It's 7 o'clock in the morning! Today's weather is... You can guess it, yes, indeed, snowy! Here is a good requested song to start your weak perfectly: "Heart breaker - Led Zeppelin (www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUFGJvYlPFk)!" It's your alarm clock. You don't want to stand up. "Do I have a reason to stand up today?" You thought to motivate yourself. Then you realized that you lived in a whole new town and stuff. You stood up immediately and put on some clothes (https://link.combyne.com/oQ1YpazU5lb), did your hair, ate something, brushed your teeth, etc. You already packed your stuff except for food. You grabbed your backpack and went downstairs. Your mom was about to go to work. "Isn't this outfit a little cold?" she asked. "we'll see," I replied. She said good luck and left. You had enough time left to watch an episode of family guy. When it was over you put on your jacket and closed the front door behind you, on your way to the bus stop.

TIME SKIP

[Y/N] arrived at the bus stop. There were Stan, Kyle, and Kenny. "Sup." [Y/N] said. The wind blew her hair from her face. "Not much," Kyle replied. Kenny was staring at [Y/N] for a moment. [Y/N] wasn't sure he was staring. When she stared back it looked like he was smirking. What was he doing? [Y/N] thought. [Y/N] walked towards him and stood next to him. "Are you nervous?" Stan asked. "What for exactly: The people or the homework." [Y/N] said kind of joking. "Both," Stan said. The girl was about to say something, but Kyle fell in: "I understand. It is not something to be ashamed of." Kyle tried to calm her down or something.

"ASHAMED OF WHAT? IS SHE ON HER PERIOD?" Cartman put his arm on [Y/N]'s shoulders. Kenny immediately pushed him off her. "Ssshrttffu fhmmhmmms!" (stfu fatass!) Kenny shout-muffled. "CALM DOWN KEN KEN, I WON'T TOUCH YOUR GF NO MO!" Cartman shouted. The bus came. "Mrmph mrrrrr rrrrrrrmph hmph hmm mrrr mrrrr mrmph." Kenny backfired. [Y/N] couldn't understand him, but she could see Cartman was really pissed. Kenny grabbed [Y/N]'s hand and walked her in the bus. One random guy flipped [Y/N] off. She did it back. one guy looked at [Y/N]... He smirked. Then he saw Kenny was holding her hand and looked away. "SO YOU'RE NOT EVEN GOING TO SIT NEXT TO ME, BUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND?!" Cartman shouted through the whole bus. [Y/N] and Kenny sat down. "What is he doing?" [Y/N] asked Kenny. Kenny loosened his parka a little so [Y/N] could understand him better. "It's just the usual. "He can't stand such a beauty like you." Kenny flirted. "Was that sarcasm?!" [Y/N] angrily said, but in a funny way. Kenny laughed it off.

TIME SKIP

You already have your schoolbooks and schedule. You only need your locker. "I have to do something, can you get to the principal on your own to get the information about your locker? Kenny asks you. "Yeah, sure... But wha~" He already walked away saying "See you around." "Yeah." You turn around and walk into someone. "Sorry!" You say to the blonde-haired girl you just walked into. You walk to somewhere else as quickly as possible. "Hey wait! Stop!" You stop walking immediately. You turn around slowly. You look at her blue eyes. "You're new here, huh?" You don't have a good feeling about this. "I'm Bebe, what's your name?" Bebe asks. "[Y/N]." You said. "Can I help you with something, [Y/N]?" You thought about it for a moment. "Yeah, can you tell me where the principal's office is?" You ask Bebe. "Sure walk with me." You follow her. You were now standing in front of the office. "Thanks, Be~" Bebe cut you off. "Okay, [Y/N], let me explain how things work around here a little. First: Clyde is mine. Second: If you think you're better than me, you're dead. Bye now!" She walks away after doing a bitchy hair flip.

TIME SKIP

I was looking for my classroom. The bell already rang. I was really stressed. I didn't want to be late on my first school day. "Is something wrong?" A boy suddenly said. I turned around. It was the guy who flipped me off. "I can't find my classroom." He looked at me with no expression on his face. "Which number?." He asked so you told him. "I have the same lesson right now, let's go." I walked behind him. He didn't really say much, nothing actually. "What... What is your name?" You stumbled. "Craig." I gulped. Kyle told me about a Craig and he didn't really say much about him... But what he said about him wasn't in a good tone. "What's your name?" You didn't expect he would ask something or say anything at all. "[Y/N]," I said. We now stood before the classroom. I sat down in the back next to the window. Craig was sitting before me next to the tweaker from the coffee shop. Then that creep who was staring at me on the bus sat down next to me. "Sup." He said smoothly to us. "Hey, Clyde," Tweek said. Craig only nodded towards him. "Not really chatty today I see." Craig flipped off Clyde. "Hi," I said kind of awkward-ish. He said hey again. "So you're Clyde?" I asked "Call me leaves, cause you should be blowing me. "AYE, CLYDE. STICK YOUR DICK IN YOUR OWN MOUTH." Cartman screamed from the other side of the classroom. How was he able to hear that from there? "Shut up fatass!" Clyde said angrily. "I'm not fat, I'm big-boned," Cartman said trying to shrug it off. Clyde then had his focus back on me... or... my boobs actually. I tried to cover them a little with my arms, but it didn't work. I build up all my confidence, but before I could speak he already said something. "Nice roses." You needed a second to think. You realized what he just said and decided not to comment. That wasn't necessary either because a boy in an orange parka told Clyde to get the fuck away from me. They were having a whole discussion I don't know what about, but Clyde stood up. "Treat women like queens, pal," Kenny said. "Pssh, says you." Clyde eye-rolled and sat somewhere else. what did Clyde mean by that? Kenny and I were doing a little small talk and didn't really talk about what just happened. Then there was a silence. The teacher came in. "M-kay class I'd like to welcome a new student from [Y/C], her name is [F/N]. Go a little easy on her m'kay?". Everybody was looking at me now until the teacher spoke again. He was talking about a camp week. There were 4 locations we can choose from. We had to make duos to make sure we went with somebody we like. I just went with Kenny because he had already claimed me and filled in the form for us both. :)

2ND POV

The bell rang and you walked out of class to your locker. Kyle was there too. You said hi to him and he greeted you back smiling. You two were on your way to leave school until you saw two people fight. Oh god, it was Clyde. And Kenny?! You barely recognized him because he was only wearing a white shirt. He looked very cute tho. Kenny was a really good fighter. It had something heroic. They screamed something about respect. And then you heard your name... They were fighting about you. Then Kenny saw you and he immediately stopped fighting. You ran towards him and hugged him. You didn't know why. You grabbed his parka from the ground, handed it to him, grabbed his hand and just walked out of the school. "No." Was the only thing, the only word, what you were thinking.